What Do You Wear During Daycare Hours?

[nannyde]

Good; you've been paying attention! You've found your way to the official website of the Temple of Blackcat, who does, in fact, know everything. All draw near to the Oracle, who dispenses her wisdom to the faithful. At the other end of the cella you'll see a statue erected to Cat Herder, our other Goddess of Daycare Wisdom. If you spend many years in the Cult of Daycare, the heavens may open and you'll hear the words of the exalted Nannyde. We recommend you tonsure yourself and take a vow of poverty if Nannyde smiles upon you; eunuchizing yourself to join her court on Mount Olympus is optional but strongly suggested.

Please take a moment to leave a small token (cash or eviscerated pigeons are preferred) on the altar in front of the deity of your choice. Blessings will follow!

happyface

Lmfao

snot free here too although I have had one projectile puke in my hair once. Does that count?

[Unregistered]

I'm pretty sure black cats comments were of a satirical nature. I'm also pretty sure I would never be comfortable leaving my children with someone who appears to be so angry over something as simple as a difference of opinion on whether or not you should allow children to wipe goo all over you during the day. It's quite petty to keep this going. You are rude & obviously intent on trolling this thread. Black cat is an excellent provider. Probably the best one here. However she doesn't need to be told that b/c she's secure enough to not allow your sense of impropriety to affect her self esteem. You're allowed to disagree. But if your desire is to provide children with excellent care you should probably take a lesson in kindness & human ettiquette. I wish you the best in your childcare ventures. That was said in genuine sincerity, not with sarcasm. But please quit stirring the pot. This community is about helping each other, not tearing others down. I'm sure we'd love to have you register & join us if you'd like to do the same.

Calling people rude and telling them they need specific classes is rude. Maybe you should check yourself. I am not trolling here. I have found this forum extremely helpful. I just think certain people think they and only they are right about everything. I hate people that seem to think they know it all.

[Unregistered]

happyface

Lmfao

snot free here too although I have had one projectile puke in my hair once. Does that count?

Oh good, the other god has spoken.

[Rockgirl]

Maybe we should stop feeding it.

[Unregistered]

Maybe we should stop feeding it.

Yes, please stop feeding me. I don't want to become lazy, obese and obviously bored like all those that have added to this.

[nannyde]

Oh good, the other god has spoken.

It's Goddess or the "All powerful ALL knowing Nannyde". Whatever you prefer.

Now we have that straight, could you answer my hair puke question? If it doesn't count, I will have to go with blackcat on this one.

Seriously I don't get dirty from the kids. The knees of my pants wear out from sitting on my feet on the floor but I don't have any other daycare clothing problems because of the kids bodily fluids or dirt.

I must be a master at wearing burp cloths and snot wiping from afar. My mad skillz are madder than I give myself credit for.

This thread went left quick like. There are a lot of clothing threads in the awesome archives here. I can't think of one that went bonks like this one.

[Meeko]

Actually this has been a fun read.

Except the part where BC said she didn't like broccoli. I am seriously going to have to consider if I ever talk to her again......lovethis

[Meeko]

Life for poor Unregistered......

[Pestle]

Life for poor Unregistered......

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When I first started out, there was a changing disaster one day and I learned how quickly I can strip out of my pants. Findings: Slightly slower than poop soaks through denim.

[MomBoss]

I care for a lot of little ones 2 and under and most recently the infant likes to crawl over , climb on me, and put her mouth on me..leaving a nice circle of slobber
I also have some major droolers and if im holding them, a fountain of drool usually lands on me. Its quite gross actually..
Snot does not get on me because i wont pick up a child or let a child near me/ sit on me who has snot on their face, i wipe their nose first.
I have yoga pants that are not tight, they flare at the bottom and could probably pass as dress pants. I dont like my clothes feeling tight or restricted when i play with kids or on the ground. But i have never liked the feel of jeans, some people find them super comfortable..i cant stand them. I am also 9 months pregnant and couldnt care less if the parents dont like what im wearing
And honestly my group of parents dont dress any better...one mom even apologizes for how she looks .

[Miss A]

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When I first started out, there was a changing disaster one day and I learned how quickly I can strip out of my pants. Findings: Slightly slower than poop soaks through denim.

Back in my center days we had a breast milk baby who I was feeding/rocking. She has a massive blowout while eating all over herself and me. It was up her back and out the neck hold of her shirt, out the legs of her pants, just everywhere. I had to get her cleaned up before I could help myself, and even then I had to wait for the center director to come into my room and take over care long enough for me to get to my locker to change my clothes. Spending 30+ minutes covered in someone else's BM was probably the worst daycare experience I have had!

[MomBoss]

My worst experience was when i worked at a center and a child fell and hit his face. My reaction was to pick him up and comfort him...not realizing he was having a massive bloody nose all over my neck/shoulder. Blood is worse considering we had no right to know of the kids have any diseases...so i freaked out and threw bleach all over where the blood was on my clothes and rubbed my skin with bleach. The best i could do was take off my shirt and bra and wear my winter coat the rest of the day. No way was i going to wear someone elses blood on me all day. So in that situation...my clothes were deff ruined.

[Cat Herder]

Wet, sticky, not mine = BSI.

https://quizlet.com/25337939/bsi-body-substance-isolation-flash-cards/

[Josiegirl]

Wet, sticky, not mine = BSI.

https://quizlet.com/25337939/bsi-bod...n-flash-cards/

Is this a Cards Against Humanity link?

[Cat Herder]

Is this a Cards Against Humanity link?

Nope. An actual training link for Body Substance Isolation.

My kids have talked about Cards Against Humanity. Guess I need to check it out?