Got a 16mo who has always been a max-volume beastie. But this week is a doozy. Constant joyful shrieks. She hates being picked up and shoves off from me and runs away to shriek from another part of the room if I try to impose a little cheerful social pressure or provide a distraction. She gets a dazed look for a moment, then runs off shrieking when I give her the stern "NO." She's just talking to herself, only it's loud enough to be heard in three states if the wind is blowing in the right direction. I feel like I'm crushed against the speakers at a concert and am seriously wondering about permanent hearing loss. My head is already ringing at 8:20am. And she's set off the 22mo. They're having a GREAT TIME. My DD is hiding at the other end of the house.
I would like to order one medically-induced coma, please. Wake me at pick up time.
I would like to order one medically-induced coma, please. Wake me at pick up time.
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