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  • Pestle
    Daycare.com Member
    • May 2016
    • 1729

    We Should Be Sainted

    Anybody ever say "You work with kids? I could never do that. You must be a saint."
    Or, "He did WHAT today? You have the patience of a saint."
    So today, everybody at the daycare is getting a title. So far, I've got:

    Our Lady of Shrieks
    St. Jack the Slobbery
    Blessed Sara the Nonparticipant ("I see you don't feel like joining us. We'll be happy to play with you when you're ready.")
    Our Lady of Perpetual Potty Breaks ("What, AGAIN?")
    and
    Our Lady of Sorry Not Sorry (that's me, after summarily dumping Our Lady of Shrieks into her crib for a much-needed nap)

    You're also all saints. What titles should you get today?
  • storybookending
    Daycare.com Member
    • Jan 2017
    • 1484

    #2
    Mister Wound Up (5 year old that NEEDS to be around kids his own age and start Kindergarten already, seriously someone at school better knock him into his place) 7-8 more days of this kid and I am FREE. So over this kid!!

    Everyone else is fine. I just need the saint of Patience to get me through these last couple days.

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    • LysesKids
      Daycare.com Member
      • May 2014
      • 2836

      #3
      Originally posted by Pestle
      Anybody ever say "You work with kids? I could never do that. You must be a saint."
      Or, "He did WHAT today? You have the patience of a saint."
      So today, everybody at the daycare is getting a title. So far, I've got:

      Our Lady of Shrieks
      St. Jack the Slobbery
      Blessed Sara the Nonparticipant ("I see you don't feel like joining us. We'll be happy to play with you when you're ready.")
      Our Lady of Perpetual Potty Breaks ("What, AGAIN?")
      and
      Our Lady of Sorry Not Sorry (that's me, after summarily dumping Our Lady of Shrieks into her crib for a much-needed nap)

      You're also all saints. What titles should you get today?
      My babes are St Riles doesn't want to eat, Our Lady of It's mine regardless, St Sleeps a lot (he' started out as St Cranky pants) and St un-stoppable drools... Me, I'm Our Lady of Smiles because it can only get better

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      • Pestle
        Daycare.com Member
        • May 2016
        • 1729

        #4
        Originally posted by LysesKids
        Our Lady of It's mine regardless,
        ::

        We totally need to cut ground for the Basilica of Our Lady of It's Mine Regardless. Best name ever.

        (The interior is just one big cry room, by the way.)

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        • LysesKids
          Daycare.com Member
          • May 2014
          • 2836

          #5
          Originally posted by Pestle
          ::

          We totally need to cut ground for the Basilica of Our Lady of It's Mine Regardless. Best name ever.

          (The interior is just one big cry room, by the way.)
          :: She's still at it too... naps are so off today

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          • Pestle
            Daycare.com Member
            • May 2016
            • 1729

            #6
            Yeah, everybody's been swapping colds around for a week now, so today my house was the Church of All Saints Screaming at the Same Time.

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            • LysesKids
              Daycare.com Member
              • May 2014
              • 2836

              #7
              Originally posted by Pestle
              Yeah, everybody's been swapping colds around for a week now, so today my house was the Church of All Saints Screaming at the Same Time.
              That was my home last week - colds

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              • Pestle
                Daycare.com Member
                • May 2016
                • 1729

                #8
                I've got a sinus infection, so I'm miserable and cranky while all the kids are miserable and cranky. We're a classy bunch!

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                • Mom2Two
                  Daycare.com Member
                  • Jan 2015
                  • 1855

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pestle
                  ::

                  We totally need to cut ground for the Basilica of Our Lady of It's Mine Regardless. Best name ever.

                  (The interior is just one big cry room, by the way.)
                  I think that technically a basilica is where a saint is BURIED, so now I'm wondering where you are going with that ::

                  Which one are you planning to do in? hee hee

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                  • Mom2Two
                    Daycare.com Member
                    • Jan 2015
                    • 1855

                    #10
                    For me, I'll take Our Lady of No Compassion Whatsoever (for the 3 yo who screams blue murder every. single. day at drop off) Or maybe I'll be sainted for the many miracles that need to be accomplished on a daily basis.

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                    • flying_babyb
                      Daycare.com Member
                      • Apr 2017
                      • 992

                      #11
                      lord of no english- babbles in Somalian
                      lord of lumps- My child who smashes head when he dosent get his way
                      lord of NO!- Everything is no
                      our lady of water- the sink is a toy

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