Anybody ever say "You work with kids? I could never do that. You must be a saint."
Or, "He did WHAT today? You have the patience of a saint."
So today, everybody at the daycare is getting a title. So far, I've got:
Our Lady of Shrieks
St. Jack the Slobbery
Blessed Sara the Nonparticipant ("I see you don't feel like joining us. We'll be happy to play with you when you're ready.")
Our Lady of Perpetual Potty Breaks ("What, AGAIN?")
and
Our Lady of Sorry Not Sorry (that's me, after summarily dumping Our Lady of Shrieks into her crib for a much-needed nap)
You're also all saints. What titles should you get today?
Or, "He did WHAT today? You have the patience of a saint."
So today, everybody at the daycare is getting a title. So far, I've got:
Our Lady of Shrieks
St. Jack the Slobbery
Blessed Sara the Nonparticipant ("I see you don't feel like joining us. We'll be happy to play with you when you're ready.")
Our Lady of Perpetual Potty Breaks ("What, AGAIN?")
and
Our Lady of Sorry Not Sorry (that's me, after summarily dumping Our Lady of Shrieks into her crib for a much-needed nap)
You're also all saints. What titles should you get today?
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