Kids Say The Funniest Things

[Josiegirl]

I have two more to add.

My brother was about 3 and after my mom dose his whole night routine (tuck soft toys in, check room and all drawers for monsters, glass of water, kiss and hug) he goes to her as she is leaving
Brother - mom
Mom - what son (slightly iritated)
Brother- I love you...
Mom - ahhh
Brother - cause your like a slave

And then there is my DS 3 who makes gun noises that sound more like "jew jew jew" followed by him saying "I'm going to kill you" his friend says it the same way.

I remember being on my hands and knees, washing the floor underneath the kitchen table from a milk spill while they're eating lunch. One dcg says 'You're just like Cinderella, cleaning the castle!.

[Blackcat31]

I was just sharing all these funny stories with my son. When I got to this one he reminded me of the time we went shopping and he found a small cactus plant he wanted to take home. He was maybe 4 or 5 at the time. When we told him we would buy it for him, he very excitedly (and loud enough for everyone around us to hear) told us he was going to name the cactus "Fuzzy Prick".

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