Another Weird Advertisement Thread

[Pestle]

Okay! What's the worst and weirdest you've seen recently?

care.com had an ad looking for a nanny with a "servant heart" to watch the child at the mother's workplace and bring the baby to mom so it can nurse on demand.

sittercity.com has this: WILL SOME BABYSITTER BE RESPECTFUL , RESPONSEFUL , RESOURSEFUL , MOTIVATED , REPARED . PLEASE BE NICE

This is the entire ad. No further info on ages and number of children, hours needed, etc. I guess she realized that wasn't enough, because she posted another ad saying under the header "TAKEING CARE OF MY KIDS" saying, in its entirety:

I WANT SOME ONE THAT IS VERY SMART. ALSO I WANT ONE THAT WILL SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH MY GIRLS AND NOT GO OUT OF THE ROOM THEY ARE IN.

[CalCare]

Oh my gosh. I actually did at that heheh

[EntropyControlSpecialist]

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So, toileting alone is out?

[Pestle]

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So, toileting alone is out?

Luckily, I'm a card-carrying MENSA member and I'm also a ficus. Totally immobile. I can only leave the room if you put my pot on a dolly.

[LostMyMarbles]

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So, toileting alone is out?

Lol..guess you are going to have company...you aren't shy are you?

[Baby Beluga]

Oh Lordy...bored one afternoon? Look on the childcare section of Craigslist.

Recently the worst I have seen are providers who happily announce that they do not claim their income on taxes because "it isn't worth it to them" and providers advertising childcare for $90 a week from 5am - 6:30pm.

[Mandy]

Oh Lordy...bored one afternoon? Look on the childcare section of Craigslist.

Recently the worst I have seen are providers who happily announce that they do not claim their income on taxes because "it isn't worth it to them" and providers advertising childcare for $90 a week from 5am - 6:30pm.

You helped me pass the time this afternoon before work ::. I saw an ad where this one lady only charges two dollars per kid per hour

[Mandy]

Oh and please ignore the angry face:: . I was typing too fast and my tablet goofed that up

[lovemydaycare0912]

Had to bring this back up:

Need a sitter ASAP hide this posting


© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
(google map)

Looking for a sitter between the hours of 7:30am-9pm monday-thursday
&
8:30am-8pm on saturdays.
1 child , toddler , no allergies or disorders
In-home or your home which ever is easier.
Must have own transportation.
If within area , even better.
Flat rate weekly -$80
Respond so we can exchange information...looking for someone quickly.

----So $80 for 65.5 hours? Am I reading this right?:confused:

[Rockgirl]

Had to bring this back up:

Need a sitter ASAP hide this posting


© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
(google map)

Looking for a sitter between the hours of 7:30am-9pm monday-thursday
&
8:30am-8pm on saturdays.
1 child , toddler , no allergies or disorders
In-home or your home which ever is easier.
Must have own transportation.
If within area , even better.
Flat rate weekly -$80
Respond so we can exchange information...looking for someone quickly.

----So $80 for 65.5 hours? Am I reading this right?:confused:

Better jump right on it!