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  • ninosqueridos
    Daycare.com Member
    • Jul 2010
    • 410

    CL Ad: "Two Year Old Wants to Read"

    I thought this ad was hysterical! :: I thought about replying and offering my services, but I don't think I'd meet this parent's standards. Just thought I'd share.....

    Here is the ad:
    I am looking for someone to help with my almost 2-year-old son from 9am-1pm, M-F. This will be at the public library, where I will be working in another room. I will also consider alternative arrangements at your home.

    I am looking for a cross between a big brother/big sister and a tutor for my son.
    Applicants can be either male or female. Previous experience with children is a must. Looking to start ASAP.

    My son has recently become very interested in learning to read and I am trying to run with it while he is willing. He currently knows about 10 letter sounds and “reads” them whenever he sees a book, magazine, street sign, store display, anything… I would want us to work together to help him reach his full potential.


    Each day you are with him I would like you to do the following, while he is interested. Each activity need only be done for a few minutes each day:

    reinforce the “letter of the day”
    review the letters he already knows
    work on sounding out 2-letter combinations (“am”, “me”, “no”, etc.)
    introduce simple 3-letter sight words that use combination of these letters (“dog”, “cat”, etc. – be prepared to draw the picture and write the word)
    count things in the room
    point out colors and shapes

    To occupy the rest of the morning, you can:

    read to him (favorite)
    have conversations with him
    play with blocks
    play with puzzles
    play with toy cars and motorcycles (another favorite)
    play nerf baseball, nerf soccer, nerf swordfighting
    play “fight” in general
    sing songs/nursery rhymes “happy birthday”, “twinkle twinkle little star”, “where is thumbkin?”, etc.
    play toy musical instruments and dance (yet another favorite)

    If you have an idea for a craft or a simple game and need supplies, we can probably figure out a way to get them.

    You guys can have lunch at noon and I will pick him up at 1pm. That realistically makes the working window more like 9am-12pm.

    Each day, I will want you to jot down a couple of bullet-points about his reading progress/level of interest in a journal that I will provide. I will review these notes as I choose the next “letter of the day”.

    Pay will be $140/wk. Please note: I maintain a “no screens” rule with my son. This means no TV, no video games and no computer. In addition, please avoid cell phone calls/texting during working hours.
  • ninosqueridos
    Daycare.com Member
    • Jul 2010
    • 410

    #2
    I thought it was interesting that the "academic" part would only be a few minutes per day, but then she wants a daily bullet-pointed report on her son's reading progress. Oy.

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    • SilverSabre25
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2010
      • 7585

      #3
      wow...part of me wants to hope that she mistyped and means almost 3, 4, or 5 year old...but I'm sure that's too much to hope.
      Hee hee! Look, I have a signature!

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      • lvt77
        Daycare Member
        • Dec 2010
        • 597

        #4
        LMAO now this is the funniest thing I have seen in a really long time! thank you for sharing.......I am sure her son told her this too......

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        • DCMomOf3
          Advanced Daycare.com Member
          • Jul 2010
          • 1246

          #5
          Well, the pay is good, and if you only care for him, it may be possible to try to do what she asks. Although at not even 2, the progress reports that she wants daily would be unimpressive I would think.

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          • momofboys
            Advanced Daycare Member
            • Dec 2009
            • 2560

            #6
            I find it even funnier that she considers you off the clock at noon since of course you will be eating lunch with her son then. :::: The pay really stinks too; only $7/hr but of course to her instead of a 20 hour week she considers this a 15 hr week b/c you wouldn't be doing anything during lunch (other than watching her son, making ,lunch & cleaning up. . . nope totally off the clock!)

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            • momofboys
              Advanced Daycare Member
              • Dec 2009
              • 2560

              #7
              Originally posted by DCMomOf3
              Well, the pay is good, and if you only care for him, it may be possible to try to do what she asks. Although at not even 2, the progress reports that she wants daily would be unimpressive I would think.
              It''s only $7/hr. . . it would probably be hard to find someone else to watch around those hours unless you wanted 2nd shifters.

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              • ninosqueridos
                Daycare.com Member
                • Jul 2010
                • 410

                #8
                Originally posted by DCMomOf3
                Well, the pay is good, and if you only care for him, it may be possible to try to do what she asks. Although at not even 2, the progress reports that she wants daily would be unimpressive I would think.
                I thought hmmm....maybe.....until I saw the request for reports.....yikes.

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                • nannyde
                  All powerful, all knowing daycare whisperer
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 7320

                  #9
                  This one is REALLY good.

                  Oh my we need a parent translator on this site:

                  Do you speak parent?

                  I do

                  "My child is gifted and special. I want to have you one to one him at my place of work so I can make sure you are feeding his genius on a minute to minute. I want that genius documented every day too. I'm going to have you work for seven dollars an hour part time during prime child care hours then I'm going to nap him for free. The money I would pay for a slot in day care is just going to MY child during awake hours and you no get no pay for nap. See how that works? I'm a genius too."

                  ::::::
                  http://www.amazon.com/Daycare-Whispe...=doing+daycare

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                  • kendallina
                    Advanced Daycare.com Member
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 1660

                    #10
                    Wow-- I really hope she mistyped his age.

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                    • melskids
                      Daycare.com Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 1776

                      #11
                      how are you going to play nerf and blocks , and feed him while sitting at the library?

                      or does she expect you to transport back to her house too? of course, that would be free for her too, cause technically, youre only driving, and not really interacting with the child.

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                      • nannyde
                        All powerful, all knowing daycare whisperer
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 7320

                        #12
                        Originally posted by melskids
                        how are you going to play nerf and blocks , and feed him while sitting at the library?

                        or does she expect you to transport back to her house too? of course, that would be free for her too, cause technically, youre only driving, and not really interacting with the child.
                        Wait a minute.

                        Are you saying an hour lunch with a two year old isn't work? ::::
                        http://www.amazon.com/Daycare-Whispe...=doing+daycare

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                        • jen
                          Advanced Daycare.com Member
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 1832

                          #13
                          Originally posted by nannyde
                          This one is REALLY good.

                          Oh my we need a parent translator on this site:

                          Do you speak parent?

                          I do

                          "My child is gifted and special. I want to have you one to one him at my place of work so I can make sure you are feeding his genius on a minute to minute. I want that genius documented every day too. I'm going to have you work for seven dollars an hour part time during prime child care hours then I'm going to nap him for free. The money I would pay for a slot in day care is just going to MY child during awake hours and you no get no pay for nap. See how that works? I'm a genius too."

                          ::::::
                          Oh my gosh! Thanks for my laugh of the day!!!

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                          • DCMomOf3
                            Advanced Daycare.com Member
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 1246

                            #14
                            Originally posted by janarae
                            It''s only $7/hr. . . it would probably be hard to find someone else to watch around those hours unless you wanted 2nd shifters.
                            I said good because $140 a week for half days IS good around my area.

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                            • nannyde
                              All powerful, all knowing daycare whisperer
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 7320

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DCMomOf3
                              I said good because $140 a week for half days IS good around my area.
                              140 a week is good in your area to do one to one off site care of a child?

                              140 a week is good in my area too but for GROUP half day care not for nanny care especially care that is around and with a parent visable and present at any time.
                              http://www.amazon.com/Daycare-Whispe...=doing+daycare

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