Funny Things We Say

[NeedaVaca]

All the DCB's were playing with balls outside and needed some redirection as they kept taking each others which caused some to get upset. My DH needed me to get something for him. I say "OK, just don't let them touch each other's balls". ummm the look my DH gave me was priceless . Yes, I could have worded that better

Anyone else have a good one?

[BabyMonkeys]

The cat accepts your apology! Stop kissing the cat before you get a hairball.

[BabyMonkeys]

All the DCB's were playing with balls outside and needed some redirection as they kept taking each others which caused some to get upset. My DH needed me to get something for him. I say "OK, just don't let them touch each other's balls". ummm the look my DH gave me was priceless . Yes, I could have worded that better

Anyone else have a good one?

:: :: I can so see it!

[laundrymom]

All the DCB's were playing with balls outside and needed some redirection as they kept taking each others which caused some to get upset. My DH needed me to get something for him. I say "OK, just don't let them touch each other's balls". ummm the look my DH gave me was priceless . Yes, I could have worded that better

Anyone else have a good one?

I choked on my tea. Lol

[daycarediva]

I have a drop in who attends special needs prek. (for speech) He came one day last week his prek was closed and his Mom had a flat tire, changed it on the side of the road recently. Dcp came in and asked them what they were playing and dcb said "I'm jacking off." CLEAR AS DAY.

I had to say "JACKING UP, not JACKING OFF." about 20x that day.

[NeedaVaca]

I have a drop in who attends special needs prek. (for speech) He came one day last week his prek was closed and his Mom had a flat tire, changed it on the side of the road recently. Dcp came in and asked them what they were playing and dcb said "I'm jacking off." CLEAR AS DAY.

I had to say "JACKING UP, not JACKING OFF." about 20x that day.

omg, too funny!

[Unregistered]

Just a couple days ago a kid playing with pretend food ask whos peanuts can I crack! One of the other kids says not mine that would hurt !I already got hurt down there and its not fun

[laundrymom]

I'm drying over here.
Lol. I have tears.

[Baby Beluga]

Haha, these are great!

[Unregistered]

What are those? Points to his privates whIle going pee... testicles, those are testicles - oh! Those are my testicles!
Lol

[Laurel]

Well this wasn't in childcare and it was 20 years ago but I was in the mall and stopped at a place called Morrow's Nut House. They mostly sold nuts and some candy I think. There was a young guy working there and without thinking I was looking at the nuts and said "You have nice nuts." Why couldn't it have been a woman clerk?

Laurel

[Laurel]

All the DCB's were playing with balls outside and needed some redirection as they kept taking each others which caused some to get upset. My DH needed me to get something for him. I say "OK, just don't let them touch each other's balls". ummm the look my DH gave me was priceless . Yes, I could have worded that better

Anyone else have a good one?

::::::

Once a dck spilled his milk and started crying. I said "It's okay, you don't need to cry over spilled milk."

Some of you may be too young to remember but "Don't cry over spilled milk" is an old saying.

Laurel

[NeedaVaca]

Well this wasn't in childcare and it was 20 years ago but I was in the mall and stopped at a place called Morrow's Nut House. They mostly sold nuts and some candy I think. There was a young guy working there and without thinking I was looking at the nuts and said "You have nice nuts." Why couldn't it have been a woman clerk?

Laurel

Oh my! I would have turned bright red

[Ariana]

Hilarious!! ::::

[Laurel]

Oh my! I would have turned bright red

I did and so did he! I didn't end up buying any because I wanted to get out of there fast.

Laurel