Funny CL Postings

[Little People]

This one was just posted a couple of days ago in my area!!

My Name is Kim. I am 15 years old and I have a big interest in taking care of children. I have a six month old of my own so I have experience. I have also taken Parenting classes so I know how to take care of infants and toddlers. I am just trying to make some extra money. I have a clean house.Lots of baby toys. I am home schooled so I can watch anytime of day and especially on weekends. Pay is negotiable. call me or text me at ***-***-***x or E-mail me at kim*********x for more information

[AfterSchoolMom]

This one was just posted a couple of days ago in my area!!

My Name is Kim. I am 15 years old and I have a big interest in taking care of children. I have a six month old of my own so I have experience. I have also taken Parenting classes so I know how to take care of infants and toddlers. I am just trying to make some extra money. I have a clean house.Lots of baby toys. I am home schooled so I can watch anytime of day and especially on weekends. Pay is negotiable. call me or text me at ***-***-***x or E-mail me at kim*********x for more information

Aw, that's really sad.

[dEHmom]

$12345 - instead of taking taxi, call me im way more cheaper

Save $$$$ , lets negotiate, i can bring u to work and back, stop at timmys , no extra cost, dont have to pay extra for waiting in rush hour traffic, drive ur kid to daycare while i wait for u , then drive u to work, what a deal

not a daycare ad but funny! wonder if anyone has emailed him.

[missnikki]

This one was just posted a couple of days ago in my area!!

My Name is Kim. I am 15 years old and I have a big interest in taking care of children. I have a six month old of my own so I have experience. I have also taken Parenting classes so I know how to take care of infants and toddlers. I am just trying to make some extra money. I have a clean house.Lots of baby toys. I am home schooled so I can watch anytime of day and especially on weekends. Pay is negotiable. call me or text me at ***-***-***x or E-mail me at kim*********x for more information

What is sad about this is that she is 15, a mother, and homeschooled and has better grammar/ punctuation/ spelling than her older counterparts.

[Symphony]

This isn't an ad, but it was a response to a CL ad I had at the time...

Hi,

I am watching a 5 month old little girl who is very special and loving but I need to find somewhere else for her to go. I am finding everyday that I am having mental problems and she is probably not safe here anymore. I saw you have an opening so maybe you could take her. Let me know and I'll talk to her mom. Thanks



I wrote this girl back and never heard from her again. However, I did end up with the baby girl a couple weeks later. I realized she was the baby from the email, in conversations with her mother a while later. Terrifying!

[AfterSchoolMom]

Mental problems! Scary!

I saw this one today:

Gifted Mother of two boys (1 and 5) with excellent references is seeking to provide customized childcare to fit your lifestyle.

It struck me as funny that she describes herself as "gifted" - that's either not what she meant, or she has a very large ego! Also, I'm really curious what "customized childcare" entails.

[SilverSabre25]

Hmmm...

Need a dependant


need a dependant asap plz willing to pay top dllrs

[Little People]

Need a dependant


need a dependant asap plz willing to pay top dllrs

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[SilverSabre25]

Found this one the child care postings today...thought the thread deserved a bump!


I like to help children learn. I Love to teach but i am recently trying to get money to help with bills and be able to go to college. I have a one year old and I help my neices and nephews with himework all the time. there ages are 11,9,7,6 so i have plenty of experiance. If you are interested at all please contact me at (740)361-2669. thank you.

[E Daycare]

This person pushed the "enter" key 5 too many times when writing this:

Hello Parents,



Childcare is available Monday - Friday 7am - 5:00pm.







I provide in home childcare near The Kenwood Towne Center.





I offer daily guidance, fun, learning, laughter and play.















My philosophy on Childcare:







Let the children beehave just like... children.











Children should bee encouraged to develop new skills at their own pace.







I beelieve that children need to follow a consistent daily schedule whenever possible.











Daily Activities and Curriculum:



* Visual recognition of shapes, colors, and letters.



* Number awareness and counting.



* Vocabulary Building.







* Reading and Circle time.



* Music and Movement.



* Exploration.





* Occasional Arts & Crafts.







* Good Hygiene and potty training assistance.







* Sharing, working together, manners and social skills.















Childcare also includes:







* A clean, sanitary and safe caring home environment where children feel welcome each day.





* Birthday and Holiday Celebrations.



* Age appropriate toys for our group.







* Pack n plays provided for infants.







* Cots provided for toddlers.



* Balanced, nutritious and appealing foods included for children on table foods.







* Infant daily logs.







* Outside playtime.







* Monthly pajama and movie days (excluding summertime).



Childcare is available Monday - Friday. 7am - 5:00pm.















Convenient location near I-71.





Over 20 years experience.







The children in my care are not my own children.







Currently accepting one child.











Reasonable rates and references upon request.











I have competed over 1500 hours of skill and related instruction with the Ohio State Department of Education for the occupation of Child Learning.





I have been Certified in CPR and Red Cross First Aid and Preventive Health and Safety.



I am able to demonstrate knowledge of child development from infant through kindergarten.



Thanks for buzzing by to take a look.



Bizzy Bee Childcare...where the littlest bumblebees want to stay and play!!



There is a swimming pool (with safety ladder) and a small dog on the premises.




And I found these below were just the titles of the ads. Some made me not even bother to read them "

Call my references! The Proofs in the Pudding!

♥Best Babysitter Ever!!!!♥

single mother looking for any type of work

I need honest childcare!!!!

^^^ Finally!! Reliable, Dependable, Affordable Daycare! ^^^

[Liliya]

This one got few responses on CL...

I am a single dad who needs an individual who cares for children in their home. I do not want my 1 year old with anyone caring for children younger than 6 months or older than 28 months. If you are alone at home, I do not want my son being cared for with more than two other children. I do not want my son unnecessarily exposed to sickness and germs and want a zero policy for care giver keeping sick children in their home including mine. I want my child to have healthy meals and snacks, no juices, no junk, burgers, pizza or hot dogs. You must have knowledge of nutrition and be able to show me a menu that you provide of healthy foods. If your home smells like smoke, pets or is dirty don't bother calling me. If you are in a dangerous area or do not have a clean home don't contact me. If you have adult friends, men or women visiting your home while my child is there don't call. I am willing to pay well, but am not willing to drop my child any where and not know 100% what is going on in your home! There are a 1000 day cares that offer services I don't want. I need one good home provider that offers what I do want! Thank you, BL

[Little People]

These are funny, I have not looked on my CL for a while. I will have to go look.