What Is Your Most Memorable/Favorite Line Read On Daycare.com?

[Cat Herder]

What one line made you laugh the loudest, cover your mouth in awe that it was said or stick with you, long term, in a way that you did not expect when it was read??

No cheating... "Can't choose just one so, a b c..." Please.

**Don't name names, but if the author recognizes their own post feel free to out yourself if you so choose.... after all, it is your truth to tell. ::::

I'll go first: "Nah, I am your best friend. You just can't see it, yet."

You next.....

[NeedaVaca]

because everything in your world is wonderfully awesome, with sunshine, flowers, hearts, rainbows and butterflies shooting out of unicorn butts.

[AuntTami]

"Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part"

I LOVE this line and have started using it myself! ❤️

[Blackcat31]

"I'm sorry, I have no F*@$'s left to give" ::

[daycare]

all up in your taco salad....makes me giggle and squeal like a little piggy.........

[NeedaVaca]

"I'm sorry, I have no F*@$'s left to give" ::

: Wish I had thought of that one!!! ::

[KiddieCahoots]

"I'm sorry, I have no F*@$'s left to give" ::

Hey that was mine too! ::.....

But then what came after was great too.

"wrong answer"

[Blackcat31]

Hey that was mine too! ::.....

But then what came after was great too.

"wrong answer"

Yes.... that was a very "interesting" thread if I do say so myself.

Probably one of the ONLY threads I've read that literally had me

In hindsight now...it's rather funny.

[e.j.]

My favorite for this week at least was: "Word of advice: If you have to google it- don't." It just cracked me up at the time.::

[nannyde]

Dear Nannyde,

You're banned.

Love,

Michael



Well that's not an EXACT quote, but you get the idea!

[KiddieCahoots]

Dear Nannyde,

You're banned.

Love,

Michael



Well that's not an EXACT quote, but you get the idea!

::::::.......we can laugh at this now too.....right?

[Crystal]

Dear Nannyde,

You're banned.

Love,

Michael



Well that's not an EXACT quote, but you get the idea!

Lol! That was mine too, except he said it to me! :: Glad it didn't last for either of us! :hug:

[Blackcat31]

Lol! That was mine too, except he said it to me! :: Glad it didn't last for either of us! :hug:

:: :: ::

You ladies are funny!!

[nannyde]

Lol! That was mine too, except he said it to me! :: Glad it didn't last for either of us! :hug:

You ladies go take a time out. You can punish each other far better than I ever could.

(Parent Trap)

[NightOwl]

The Alice in Wonderland meme that went along with that quote made it all that much better.