Would It Be Wrong...

[DaveA]

I have a sign in my entry way that says "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your kids back"

I'm stealing that.::

[coolconfidentme]

I also try to offer a 2 for 1! I don't understand why there are no takers...

But they want you to do a 2 for 1 pricing!!

[mamamanda]

I have a sign in my entry way that says "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your kids back"

Funny, but I don't get many complaints.

Hilarious!::

[Kimskiddos]

:: :: Funny thread!

I actually have two kiddos whose dcd's pick up and they never step foot inside the door! I just open it up, hug the kiddos goodbye and say have a good evening.

Those are my two favorite pick ups.

[melilley]

...to open the door, hand the child out, and say, "Have fun!" before shutting it and locking it as quick as can be? Kid is driving me nuts today.

The absolute worst offender is my own son though. Ain't no one relieving me of THAT duty.

I have one, sometimes two that I would LOVE to do that to!
I also have my ds who just turned 2 and can be a little booger so I feel ya!