Most Embarrassing Thing Your Child Has Done ...

[Josiegirl]

Kids are awesome at embarrassing us, it's their job.
I took my 5 yo to the pedi for a check-up. She was being totally obnoxious, she had it down to a science at that age. She wouldn't listen to me, she was being very...ahem...bratty. Then she pipes up and says "My mom doesn't like you!"

I remember one day dcps were picking up their kids, she was(as usual) being a lil bum so I sent her into her room, big mistake. It was right beside where the front door is. She started kicking her wall like crazy. I can remember looking at dcps and saying 'aren't you glad she's not yours?'

Now she's 23 and remembers very clearly some of these instances. But then it's not like I'm letting her forget.

[daycare]

perhaps it was the time my youngest wore my bra on the top of his head like a hat while a dcd was dropping off. I never did laundry again in the morning with him.

[midaycare]

These stories are too funny! I needed these laughs after my day

[Butter Biskets]

I probably shouldn't tell this story, but none of you know me, so....I was doing an interview with a potential family and was taking them around the house for the tour and stopped by my kids' rooms to make intro's. Stupid me just opened the door of my oldest son's room and he is, how to put this nicely, pleasuring himself. OMG!! Mortifying. I acted like I didn't see anything, but it was pretty clear. I no longer try to introduce my kids and I don't ever open doors without knocking first. And no, I didn't sign that family, not because of that, just because the dad was a control freak.

[CraftyMom]

I probably shouldn't tell this story, but none of you know me, so....I was doing an interview with a potential family and was taking them around the house for the tour and stopped by my kids' rooms to make intro's. Stupid me just opened the door of my oldest son's room and he is, how to put this nicely, pleasuring himself. OMG!! Mortifying. I acted like I didn't see anything, but it was pretty clear. I no longer try to introduce my kids and I don't ever open doors without knocking first. And no, I didn't sign that family, not because of that, just because the dad was a control freak.

Your poor son! ::

[CraftyMom]

I have many, since my now 6 yo is not shy and talks too much with no filter on her thoughts.

One time when it was particularly whiny, difficult 2 yo dcb's last day she says right in front of his dad at pick up "It's dcb's last day here! We should have a party!" I thought quick and said "Oh, you mean a going away party? Yes, we'll miss him! Goodbyes are hard" then I turned to dad and said "Any excuse to have a party!"

Totally not what she meant, and yes I wanted to have a party ::

[Janiam]

When DD was abot 6 she answered the phone and it was a DCM, she brings me the phone and says loudly "mom, it's weirdo"! Thanks honey.

[daycare]

When DD was abot 6 she answered the phone and it was a DCM, she brings me the phone and says loudly "mom, it's weirdo"! Thanks honey.

that is too funny.

I love how honest kids are...

[Bookworm]

I probably shouldn't tell this story, but none of you know me, so....I was doing an interview with a potential family and was taking them around the house for the tour and stopped by my kids' rooms to make intro's. Stupid me just opened the door of my oldest son's room and he is, how to put this nicely, pleasuring himself. OMG!! Mortifying. I acted like I didn't see anything, but it was pretty clear. I no longer try to introduce my kids and I don't ever open doors without knocking first. And no, I didn't sign that family, not because of that, just because the dad was a control freak.

Best story so far!::::::

[Unregistered]

One that I laugh at now is when she was a toddler and pick up time was taking way too long one night. She went and collected parent & kids shoes and coats, chucked them at their feet & glared at them. She proceeded to try and shove the stuff on them.

Message was very clear "GET OUT NOW!"

[DaveA]

I probably shouldn't tell this story, but none of you know me, so....I was doing an interview with a potential family and was taking them around the house for the tour and stopped by my kids' rooms to make intro's. Stupid me just opened the door of my oldest son's room and he is, how to put this nicely, pleasuring himself. OMG!! Mortifying. I acted like I didn't see anything, but it was pretty clear. I no longer try to introduce my kids and I don't ever open doors without knocking first. And no, I didn't sign that family, not because of that, just because the dad was a control freak.

OUCH!

[midaycare]

I probably shouldn't tell this story, but none of you know me, so....I was doing an interview with a potential family and was taking them around the house for the tour and stopped by my kids' rooms to make intro's. Stupid me just opened the door of my oldest son's room and he is, how to put this nicely, pleasuring himself. OMG!! Mortifying. I acted like I didn't see anything, but it was pretty clear. I no longer try to introduce my kids and I don't ever open doors without knocking first. And no, I didn't sign that family, not because of that, just because the dad was a control freak.

I bet your DS his in his room for awhile after that!

[melilley]

When dd was around 3 or 4, we were in the lingerie section at a department store. We got to the bra section and dd started pointing at the bra's and started yelling "mom, boobies, look, boobies"!

[melilley]

I probably shouldn't tell this story, but none of you know me, so....I was doing an interview with a potential family and was taking them around the house for the tour and stopped by my kids' rooms to make intro's. Stupid me just opened the door of my oldest son's room and he is, how to put this nicely, pleasuring himself. OMG!! Mortifying. I acted like I didn't see anything, but it was pretty clear. I no longer try to introduce my kids and I don't ever open doors without knocking first. And no, I didn't sign that family, not because of that, just because the dad was a control freak.

I'm laughing so hard at all of these, but this one takes the cake!

[Kimskiddos]

This didn't happen at my daycare but at my dd's school. It was back to school night for my 1st grader and they had just had a week of the DARE program. My darling, NOT 6yo stood up and announced to the entire class of kids, parents and teacher that my mom does drugs! I was a cigarette smoker at the time and that is what she was referring to. I was mortified and not surprisingly quit smoking soon after that.