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Backstory: I have put up with this ridiculous family since December. I have posted about this family before. The 3 yo DCB is.... insane behavior problems. I am a single mom with two young children and felt VERY trapped because the family took up 3 spots. I am closing to move in with my family and go back to school. I never should have taken this faimly on and there have been immediate term worthy **** happening for months.
Dear DCF,
I so ENJOYED being hit, smacked, spit on, called a B***H in my own home in front of my children, and told that I was the root of the problems. It was probably the most enjoyable experience of my daycare career. Oh, and the baby who you would not help when it so clearly needed intervention. OH, and I am sure this will be really hard on us because precious SA will no longer be around to make snarky comments and upset the group so readily and easily with their negativity, attitude, and temperment. Or tear apart my DD's heart by telling her to lie to her mom or she wouldn't be best friends with her. THAT was just an AWESOME talk to have. So you will understand when I say I wish I did not have to write this letter and tell you this news.
I am leaving the state - maybe the country. If I never see your crazy family again, it will be too soon. I might not ever get over how atrocious the behavior was. If I didn't ever have kids, yours would have convinced me to never have sex with anyone. Ever. EVER. Not even on my wedding night. Marryin' a eunuch, yo.
Your excuses for the behavior issues were almost believeable. Except you gave permission for the previous caregiver and I to talk. See, that was your first mistake. (Also mine for not asking sooner.) See, while you so blithely claimed DCB was great except for one or two incidents, she laughed her ASS off and told me exactly what was going on... Huh, the same thing if not worse for her. WEIRD. WEIRD that you would lie and keep up that lie after you knew we talked.
And then there is the part where you are horrible about paying. Yeah, that ****ed. Or you tried to defraud the government, that was bad too. And the horribly late pick ups and the late morning drop offs with kids who ate donuts and bug juice for breakfast.
OH, yeah, lets talk about juice. Remember how you claimed that DCB had atrocious horrible awful blow out diarrhea because I gave him some watered down juice? And that the liquid feces all over my place was my fault? And then I got horribly sick? And then every time he got sick you blamed it on juice?
BUT THEN I CAUGHT YOU GIVING THEM STRAIGHT JUICE FOR BREAKFAST?!
Wow, I am just so excited to recount our experience together I lost track of everything.
You have two weeks with me and if your kids hits me again you will have to come pick them up and I will never ever ever have them in my home again. byw
Dear DCF,
I so ENJOYED being hit, smacked, spit on, called a B***H in my own home in front of my children, and told that I was the root of the problems. It was probably the most enjoyable experience of my daycare career. Oh, and the baby who you would not help when it so clearly needed intervention. OH, and I am sure this will be really hard on us because precious SA will no longer be around to make snarky comments and upset the group so readily and easily with their negativity, attitude, and temperment. Or tear apart my DD's heart by telling her to lie to her mom or she wouldn't be best friends with her. THAT was just an AWESOME talk to have. So you will understand when I say I wish I did not have to write this letter and tell you this news.
I am leaving the state - maybe the country. If I never see your crazy family again, it will be too soon. I might not ever get over how atrocious the behavior was. If I didn't ever have kids, yours would have convinced me to never have sex with anyone. Ever. EVER. Not even on my wedding night. Marryin' a eunuch, yo.
Your excuses for the behavior issues were almost believeable. Except you gave permission for the previous caregiver and I to talk. See, that was your first mistake. (Also mine for not asking sooner.) See, while you so blithely claimed DCB was great except for one or two incidents, she laughed her ASS off and told me exactly what was going on... Huh, the same thing if not worse for her. WEIRD. WEIRD that you would lie and keep up that lie after you knew we talked.
And then there is the part where you are horrible about paying. Yeah, that ****ed. Or you tried to defraud the government, that was bad too. And the horribly late pick ups and the late morning drop offs with kids who ate donuts and bug juice for breakfast.
OH, yeah, lets talk about juice. Remember how you claimed that DCB had atrocious horrible awful blow out diarrhea because I gave him some watered down juice? And that the liquid feces all over my place was my fault? And then I got horribly sick? And then every time he got sick you blamed it on juice?
BUT THEN I CAUGHT YOU GIVING THEM STRAIGHT JUICE FOR BREAKFAST?!
Wow, I am just so excited to recount our experience together I lost track of everything.
You have two weeks with me and if your kids hits me again you will have to come pick them up and I will never ever ever have them in my home again. byw
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after all of that, you are still willing to do two more weeks with them????? 
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