Help Me Write The Ultimate Term Letter

[nannyde]

LOL!!!! Maybe it's the night time giggles but oh my did I laugh so hard at that!! I know that feeling!!!

I wrote the ultimate term letter as an intro for my book. If you go to Amazon and read the free preview you can see it.

My favorite line from this thread was "I won't be called Bit¢h it my own home, especially by a three year old.

That slays me. ::::

[grateday]

I always used to say to my family that I would just love, one day, to put a sign on the door that says "Gone out of business" or "Closed Forever" and not answer the door.

But here is a letter:

Dear Parent,

Please spend time with your child. YOU are what they need. Your child wants YOU when they are sick, they want YOUR attention and not to see your nose in your cell phone constantly. They want to eat dinner at the table with YOU and not be plopped in front of the t.v. with a few chicken nuggets. Get with the program, step up and be the parent your child deserves for goodness sake. Give your child a fighting chance in life and stop expecting me or others to do it for you. Tomorrow will be your child's last day here. Think about it.

Sincerely,
Your sad former provider

[Indianadaycare]

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I came on looking for help with a term letter, and came across this thread. Need I say how much of a needed laugh you all gave me?! ::::::::

Oh, thank you. I needed that good laugh. ::

Now I have to go write my letter. *sigh* Wish it could sound like parts of these brilliant examples....

[taylorw1210]

I don't know how I missed this thread. Love it!