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Dear Parent,
Your family's behavior has made me realize that I can live without cable and high-speed Internet.Comment
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Dear dcm/d,
If there was a test that everyone had to take in order to have children, you surely would have failed it and your little special snowflake would still be a twinkle in your husband's eye. Don't let the door hitcha...Comment
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Dear dcm, dcd.. I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate you. Of all the children I have watched, and all the parents I have met and dealt with, you and your son are by far the absolute worst I have ever seen. Your precious 4 year old is the most uncooperative, loudest and most obnoxious cry baby I have ever dealt with, and you two are entirely to blame.
You have allowed him to learn and master every bad habit that you possibly could in 4 years... and because of this you have set him up perfectly to become the poster child for "failure" as soon as he enters school. I am quite sure that if you continue him on the path that he is on now he will soon no longer be your problem, as his new home will be a state run facility
I am not only terming your son immediately, I am officially telling you that I will never watch him again. Ever. I will also not be watching any other children you have in the future, and on a personal note suggest that you don't cause you truly **** at parenting.
I also will be asking all of my future families if they know you, because if they do the interview is over. I am not willing to take the risk that any of your bad parenting skills rubbed off on them by association.Chief cook, bottle washer & spider killer...Comment
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Dear Dcp,
Yes, I know your kids have had to deal with a lot of crap and so have you. Hey, many people do. But nobody and I mean NOBODY gets to call me an f'n biT@h in my own home, especially a 5 yo. Plus all the other stuff you've pulled in the few short weeks I was stupid enough to let you attend. I have more pride in myself, my home and my daycare than that.
Come pick up your kids. NOW.
Your former dcproviderComment
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...& while your at it, teach you child how to tie his shoe, ride a bike, quit interrupting adults, have respect for other, be polite & quit picking his nose!Comment
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Dear Parent,
I'm not sure why you persist in thinking you are my "boss" despite me going over that in depth during the interview. In our state an employer has legally mandated obligations such as paying minimum wage of at least $8 per hour(not the $3 you pay me), paying disability insurance, etc.
Since you can't seem to wrap your mind around that and persist in not following the contract you signed, I am terminating care effective immediately. In the words of Donald Trump, "You're Fired!"
Oh, and per our state's labor laws, I have turned you in for failure to follow your legally required obligations. Have fun with that! Who's the Boss now?
Sincerely,
My OWN bossComment
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Dear DCP,
You would like me and the world to believe that you are a caring and loving parent each and every time you tell me and the other dc parents how you spend time with your kids and you never go anywhere without your children and they are your world. You leave your child in my care for 50 plus hours a week and ask every other day to keep her here later so that you can run errands without her. A caring mom would rush to pick up her kid and teach her life's lessons as you two run errands together. You have risked her life driving her in snow storms during state of emergencies so that you can have the day at home to yourself. You have sent her to me to comfort when she hasn't been feeling well and made her wait for you to pick her up when I have forced you to comfort her as she needs. You take many "me" days because you think you deserve some more time alone to pamper yourself while your child is with me. You do not know your child. I do because I have taken it upon myself to raise the child you have given up on.
Sincerely, the person who truly does care and love your childComment
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Here's my dream term for my sister/nephew. Dearest darlingest sister o' mine,
How in hades were we cut from the same cloth?? Your parenting skills HAD to have come from an instruction sheet in a cracker jack box. And I'm positive you didn't take the time to read them anyway! I'm sure you were much to busy being self centered. You, and my nephew by default of your example, are horribly disrespectful, ill mannered, entitled, narcissistic, spoiled BRATS. You have been since you were little and he is a mirror image of you. He will give you hell for the duration of his childhood and you'll be called to the school weekly for his behavior issues. You have RUINED him. My nephew, whom I helped to deliver into this world and had such amazing hopes for, and whom I love so dearly but can hardly stand to be in the same room with, will end up in juvey by the time he's 12. Good luck with that. And congratulations for messing up a perfectly good kid. And, YES, ABSOLUTELY, WITHOUT A SINGLE SOLITARY DOUBT, I would've done a WAAAAAAAY better job of raising him.
Sincerely,
The bitch ;-)Comment
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Omg, I like that! You added the law and everything! :Dear Parent,
I'm not sure why you persist in thinking you are my "boss" despite me going over that in depth during the interview. In our state an employer has legally mandated obligations such as paying minimum wage of at least $8 per hour(not the $3 you pay me), paying disability insurance, etc.
Since you can't seem to wrap your mind around that and persist in not following the contract you signed, I am terminating care effective immediately. In the words of Donald Trump, "You're Fired!"
Oh, and per our state's labor laws, I have turned you in for failure to follow your legally required obligations. Have fun with that! Who's the Boss now?
Sincerely,
My OWN boss
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These are great!
LaurelComment
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This is the greatest thread of all time...
And I'm dying over here because I just realized nannyde has her own "tag". Loo.
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Dear dcm,
Stop tagging me in crafts, activities and fancy food you want me to do with your child. You work part time at best and your child is enrolled FT, here 50 hours per week no matter what. You want him to eat apples cut into bugs? You make them.
In addition, your child's weight problems and pre diabetic condition are entirely your fault. Even if he is predisposed genetically, you were aware of that and chose to make poor choices for him FROM BIRTH!!! Stop projecting your feelings of frustration and guilt on to me. I'm just the caring provider who valued his health enough to force you to take him to the doctor. Stop sending crap for food substitutes. Yes I see your Facebook and what he eats all weekend, so no I won't be blamed for his lack of progress.
Sincerely,
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