Help Me Write The Ultimate Term Letter

[nannyde]

Now this is for fun ... I'm interested in what a provider would say if they didn't have to be professional on the worst daycare parent or daycare kid term.

I'll start

Dear Parent,

Your kid is the worst behaving child I have ever had in my thirty year career. The only person I know who has worse behavior than him is you. When I see your car pull up in my driveway a part of my soul dies.

(ok so next paragraph.........) have at it

Wanna play?

[Sunchimes]

I spend 11 hours a day with my teeth clenched so that I don't snatch your little darling bald-headed. Then you pull up and it gets worse. My dentist says this must stop.

(Luckily I've never needed to write one of these, but I know my luck won't hold forever.) ::

[nannyde]

You have diagnosed teething for the last 27 illnesses your kid has had and he hasn't pulled a tooth in three months.....

[mamamanda]

You keep telling me your child's horrific behavior is just a phase. Well, it must be contagious b/c I'm going through a phase myself... A termination phase. Buh-bye ::

[nannyde]

You keep telling me your child's horrific behavior is just a phase. Well, it must be contagious b/c I'm going through a phase myself... A termination phase. Buh-bye ::

happyfacehappyface

He he he

[SignMeUp]

One for the parent

Dear Worst DCP Evahh!

I am sorry to tell you that I am terminating your care effective <s>today</s> YESTERDAY.
I will truly miss your sweet, adorable little DontKnowHowHesSoNice. He has been a joy to work with.
However, I cannot tolerate one more solitary <s>day</s> SECOND of seeing your face at my door, in my house.

(continue)

[Meeko]

Today was your last day.

[Naptime yet?]

Dear DCP:

I now understand why some animals eat their young. Maybe you should take a lesson from the animal kingdom.

Bon appetit!

[sally]

Dear daycare parent, your child is more than just a little wild. Enclosed with your termination papers is a website where you can buy your own child sized straight jacket. Good luck!

[Blackcat31]

Dear Daycare Parent

You are right. Your child IS brilliant! He plays you like a warm ball of homemade play-doh.

Like you said, he is much smarter than anyone gives him credit for, especially you.

sayonara`


P.S. I'd give back every dollar you ever paid me just to be able to know how this plays out years from now.

[Laurel]

I always used to say to my family that I would just love, one day, to put a sign on the door that says "Gone out of business" or "Closed Forever" and not answer the door.

But here is a letter:

Dear Parent,

Please spend time with your child. YOU are what they need. Your child wants YOU when they are sick, they want YOUR attention and not to see your nose in your cell phone constantly. They want to eat dinner at the table with YOU and not be plopped in front of the t.v. with a few chicken nuggets. Get with the program, step up and be the parent your child deserves for goodness sake. Give your child a fighting chance in life and stop expecting me or others to do it for you. Tomorrow will be your child's last day here. Think about it.

Sincerely,
Your sad former provider

[Laurel]

Dear Daycare Parent

You are right. Your child IS brilliant! He plays you like a warm ball of homemade play-doh.

Like you said, he is much smarter than anyone gives him credit for, especially you.

sayonara`


P.S. I'd give back every dollar you ever paid me just to be able to know how this plays out years from now.

[SignMeUp]

I always used to say to my family that I would just love, one day, to put a sign on the door that says "Gone out of business" or "Closed Forever" and not answer the door.

But here is a letter:

Dear Parent,

Please spend time with your child. YOU are what they need. Your child wants YOU when they are sick, they want YOUR attention and not to see your nose in your cell phone constantly. They want to eat dinner at the table with YOU and not be plopped in front of the t.v. with a few chicken nuggets. Get with the program, step up and be the parent your child deserves for goodness sake. Give your child a fighting chance in life and stop expecting me or others to do it for you. Tomorrow will be your child's last day here. Think about it.

Sincerely,
Your sad former provider

[TwinKristi]

Dear DCP-

I wish I could say it's been a pleasure working with you, but it wasn't. Your last day is today... Yes as in right now. I could have tolerated your child's quirkiness if I didn't have to deal with two inept people who don't really know how to "parent" this baby. She's just that... A baby! She's not ready to potty train, she still has a pacifier most of the day and rarely speaks! Smacking her diaper isn't a form of communicating the need to use the potty. And it's really NOT your neighbors fault that she hits and yells mine, it's because most babies do this at some point but blaming others won't help her get past it. And the cup that she won't part with in the car... Yeah she hands it over as soon as I shut the door, along with her pacifier you promptly pop back in at pickup. And the baby doll that she's inseparable from? Yeah, that's something that lands on the floor somewhere during playtime and stays in her cubby most of the day. She really isn't as attached to it as you seem to want her to be. So please take your multi-season wardrobe in sizes ranging from 12mos to 4T, her bag full of random lotions and such I've never had to use and find someone else to boss around and treat like crap! Oh and DCM- DCD puts you down at least once a day, sometimes two or three times! I surely hope you're not the idiot he makes you out to be. Maybe that's why your nanny took off with zero notice? She was probably just as sick of your drama and lack of parenting skills as I am!

Your no longer annoyed on a daily basis provider...

[nannyde]

Twin!::::::