I had a four year old I would watch from about 5-7:30 two times a week or so. Mom KNOWS we eat at 5:30, but to avoid making pookie cry, she would bring McD's "since she is the only dck here."
I rolled my eyes, tossed it in the trash and dcg had a lovely meal with us as a family. The third time she did this, the dcg walked straight through to the trash and dropped it all in with mom still standing there! ::::
Lollipop with a scorpion in it .....I kid you not. You know the ones they would have sitting on the counter at a gas station or something. Moms BF was dropping the kids off and said 'sorry, I can't get it away from her'. I held my hand out she gave to me. I gave it back to him and sorry, she will have to eat bugs at home.
Ok.... I might be a little off topic....but this is my favorite DS story......
I nursed for a long time. Till he was 2. We went through years of infertility and adopted my daughter who I tried to nurse.....it was a flop. So.....I wanted to nurse my son as long as I could....within reason.
When we was 2 he tried to nurse....then that boy looked at me and said.....there's none in there, I want a coke.....then he marched to the frig to try to get one.
-a bottle of blue gatorade
-various sugar cereal (cinnamon toast crunch, fruit loops)
-a HUGE blue ****er
-a box of crackerjacks
-holding a plate of syrup covered waffles
My first client..the only one I've termed: Knowing it was on my contract for no outside food, dcm decided to push me and sent dcb 3 in with cheetos and pixy stix. For breakfast...she said he ate cereal at home. I later found out it was froot loops. She always liked to claim that she fed him healthy stuff. Dinner was frequently chicken nuggets or spaghettios.
I did have a 3 yo dcb who showed up with an egg that he had freshly plucked from under his favorite chicken that morning. I gladly hardboiled that baby up and let him enjoy his hard work for breakfast.
There have been toddlers come in with pork skins, Cheetos, choc pudding, and earlier this week a toddler came in with a bag of starlight mints and ****ing on one at the same time. I promptly removed it from his mouth and the bag from his hands and gave them back to mom. She was mad but who cares.
I did have a 3 yo dcb who showed up with an egg that he had freshly plucked from under his favorite chicken that morning. I gladly hardboiled that baby up and let him enjoy his hard work for breakfast.
Steal a dozen of them tomorrow Jr and bring them to your fave Nan.
Nan sends Jr home an empty egg carton and tells Mom that he wanted it and I couldn't take it away from him or he would cry.
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