You Know You’re A Daycare Provider When....

[TigerLily]

When you go to Target and want to institute a storewide nap time for all of the melting down children that clearly need a nap!

I told DH I couldn't go shopping between 12-3 on the weekends anymore - overtireditis in children makes me nutty.

[KiddieCahoots]

I know why ::::::
So you can find out the latest daycare provider swear words.
Here, I'll start:
ButtWipe :: (best said while driving. without children. )

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While driving too!.....Jeez Louise! Excuse me, please!
My own kids get quite a kick out of it.

[KiddieCahoots]

Once an older lady told me "I think you need to find something else to do with your time at night!" She was dead serious. ::

Omg! ::::::......

[SignMeUp]

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While driving too!.....Jeez Louise! Excuse me, please!
My own kids get quite a kick out of it.

I KNEW I wasn't the only one ::

[midaycare]

Once an older lady told me "I think you need to find something else to do with your time at night!" She was dead serious. ::

Not hijacking, but I had a woman who saw me looking at underwear in Target one day. My son was 3. She looks at him and says, "Looks like someone is going to get a little brother or sister, from the type of panties mommy is looking at." Boundaries people!!!

[KiddieCahoots]

Not hijacking, but I had a woman who saw me looking at underwear in Target one day. My son was 3. She looks at him and says, "Looks like someone is going to get a little brother or sister, from the type of panties mommy is looking at." Boundaries people!!!

::.....I am cracking up here!
I would've said.....oh yea! You should see what I'm wearing now! ::...
Give her the effect, right back, Lol!

[kathiemarie]

Not hijacking, but I had a woman who saw me looking at underwear in Target one day. My son was 3. She looks at him and says, "Looks like someone is going to get a little brother or sister, from the type of panties mommy is looking at." Boundaries people!!!

Wow Just wow.

[rebekki78]

...when you’ve ever wondered who dubbed the term “terrible twos”. As if it stops after two..

[Shell]

It's Saturday, you know you are only watching your own kids, but you start taking a head count, because you can't ever relax- even on your own time.

[Mom of 4]

I was asked the other day if two of MINE were twins by an older lady. One is a dark mexican child and the other is a blond hair, fair skined, blue eyed child. I wanted to reply-yes identical-

The reason I capitilized MINE was because they were childcare children and I had four of them with me and she thought they were mine.

I have BOY GIRL twins, and people ask me if they're identical

[Mom of 4]

I have BOY GIRL twins, and people ask me if they're identical

Oh and I meant to add: I used to count kids, sometimes still feel like I didn't get them all in my car when we go out.

[Lynn825]

Your freezer is filled with someone else's breast milk

[Shell]

Your freezer is filled with someone else's breast milk

Good one!

[mountainside13]

Your freezer is filled with someone else's breast milk

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[momofsix]

Your freezer is filled with someone else's breast milk

Oh yes::
When the words "we don't lick the walls" actually need to be said during a workday