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  • Kimskiddos
    Daycare.com Member
    • Oct 2013
    • 420

    You Know You’re A Daycare Provider When....

    While having lunch at a local burger and custard restaurant with a 2.5 & nearly 4yo dck and not 1 or 2 but 3 different people stop by to say it is so nice to see how well behaved your kids are.
  • NightOwl
    Advanced Daycare.com Member
    • Mar 2014
    • 2722

    #2
    You take your clothes off at night to get showered and discover 2 pacifiers and a used tissue in your pockets.

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    • Naptime yet?
      Daycare.com Member
      • Dec 2013
      • 443

      #3
      You ask your significant other if they need to potty.

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      • SignMeUp
        Family ChildCare Provider
        • Jan 2014
        • 1325

        #4
        ...you're out on a walk with a group that includes four 4-year-olds of varying races and someone asks if they are all yours ::

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        • midaycare
          Daycare.com Member
          • Jan 2014
          • 5658

          #5
          Originally posted by Naptime yet?
          You ask your significant other if they need to potty.
          I totally did this the other day. Bwah ha ha

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          • sahm1225
            Advanced Daycare.com Member
            • Jun 2010
            • 2060

            #6
            Originally posted by SignMeUp
            ...you're out on a walk with a group that includes four 4-year-olds of varying races and someone asks if they are all yours ::
            I get this ALL the time!
            Or I get 'wow you must love kids!'

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            • NoMoreJuice!
              Daycare.com Member
              • Jan 2014
              • 715

              #7
              Originally posted by Naptime yet?
              You ask your significant other if they need to potty.
              I just laughed so hard. Have totally done this! ::

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              • e.j.
                Daycare.com Member
                • Dec 2010
                • 3738

                #8
                ...you cut your husband's meat into little pieces and don't give it a second thought until you notice he's looking at you funny.

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                • Country Kids
                  Nature Lover
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 5051

                  #9
                  I was asked the other day if two of MINE were twins by an older lady. One is a dark mexican child and the other is a blond hair, fair skined, blue eyed child. I wanted to reply-yes identical-

                  The reason I capitilized MINE was because they were childcare children and I had four of them with me and she thought they were mine.
                  Each day is a fresh start
                  Never look back on regrets
                  Live life to the fullest
                  We only get one shot at this!!

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                  • sharlan
                    Daycare.com Member
                    • May 2011
                    • 6067

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Country Kids
                    I was asked the other day if two of MINE were twins by an older lady. One is a dark mexican child and the other is a blond hair, fair skined, blue eyed child. I wanted to reply-yes identical-

                    The reason I capitilized MINE was because they were childcare children and I had four of them with me and she thought they were mine.
                    I used to have this happen all the time with my youngest dd and dh's niece when we had custody. His niece is Hawaiian and pretty dark (dark hair, skin, eyes) and our dh was really fair with snow white hair, fair skin, and light green eyes. Polar opposites. They're about 10 weeks apart in age.

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                    • AmyKidsCo
                      Daycare.com Member
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 3786

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Naptime yet?
                      You ask your significant other if they need to potty.
                      Or call him "punkin" ::

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                      • midaycare
                        Daycare.com Member
                        • Jan 2014
                        • 5658

                        #12
                        I'm in the process of training my puppy, so I've noticed my using the same terms and noises I do with the puppy as I do with the dck's. They do respond well to my clicking noise, though... ::

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                        • momofsix
                          Advanced Daycare.com Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 1846

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SignMeUp
                          ...you're out on a walk with a group that includes four 4-year-olds of varying races and someone asks if they are all yours ::
                          Well truthfully they all could be-our kids are 3 different races with two of them 6 months apart::

                          You know you're a daycare provider when your fridge/freezer may be filled with the latest science experiment rather than food!
                          Or when by the end of the day your shirt is full of food, paint, who knows what?!

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                          • SignMeUp
                            Family ChildCare Provider
                            • Jan 2014
                            • 1325

                            #14
                            Originally posted by momofsix
                            Well truthfully they all could be-our kids are 3 different races with two of them 6 months apart::
                            I'm told I look young for my age, but I doubt I look like the parent of four four-year-olds :: Maybe grandmother

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                            • SilverSabre25
                              Senior Member
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 7585

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SignMeUp
                              I'm told I look young for my age, but I doubt I look like the parent of four four-year-olds :: Maybe grandmother
                              I'm pretty sure if you had 4 four year olds of your own...you'd look like a grandmother no matter how old or young you were!
                              Hee hee! Look, I have a signature!

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