What Is The Dumbest Thing You Have Ever Heard a DCP Say?

[Bookworm]

I think my daughter has crib anxiety so I'm sleeping in the crib with her right now so she knows it's her safe place.

We had a parent say this before. Apparently DCG was claustrophobic and was put in a toddler bed a week after she came home and they slept on the floor.

[Rockgirl]

I had a dcm walk in one day and say, "I just realized that 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star' and the alphabet song are the same tune!"

[daycare]

I have a mom with weird beliefs. She will come in and say no watermelon today it will cause the wind to blow............

lmao HUH

[NightOwl]

I have a mom with weird beliefs. She will come in and say no watermelon today it will cause the wind to blow............

lmao HUH

Say, whaa......??

[Unregistered]

wind to blow = makes the kid gassy ?

otherwise I have no idea

[MarinaVanessa]

wind to blow = makes the kid gassy ?

otherwise I have no idea

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[Mom o Col]

I had a parent one time tell me she sprayed "sex spray" on her children because it calmed them from being so wild at home, then asked if I needed some spray for dc... NO, but thanks!

What the heck does that mean?

[Annalee]

What the heck does that mean?

:: she said it was something she sprayed on her sheets and was told it could be used for hyper kids if sprayed on their clothes ::

[Kelly]

One dcm picking up her 18-month-old asked me if we had played outside. Yes, just like we always do. She said, "I thought so because his hair smells kind of burned."

[CraftyMom]

Dad says "can you let me know in advance when you're going outside so I can make sure not to put dcb's good shoes on?" I told him we go outside everyday, always have since dcb started here 6 months ago (at the time). He says "well can you let me know a day in advance so I know?" I repeated we go outside everyday, always have

[mountainside13]

That was hilarious! Great morning laugh! I still think my favorite one is the provider who had an interview and asked her "you don't shake them, do you?" Or along those lines.

[debbiedoeszip]

OMG, I just choked on the water I was drinking. That's too funny!

[llpa]

I had a screaming infant for eight straight hours, before I finally called DCM. (It was the infant's first day.) DCM came to pick up and said, "Have you tried picking her up and saying, Shhh....shhhh....shhhh?" OMG--why didn't I think of that?!!! Wait, let me grab a pen...

I loved this one ::::::

[Michelle]

"I have Christmas Day off this year so you get the day off too "

[lovemykidstoo]

:: she said it was something she sprayed on her sheets and was told it could be used for hyper kids if sprayed on their clothes ::

Not that I've ever heard it called sex spray, but it might be lavender spray It is sold to spray on linens to give you a soothing, relaxing sense before you go to bed.