Insane Craigslist Ads

[Thriftylady]

Ok I could deal with a man doing daycare if I checked him out and he cleared ok. But the send him a picture part??? NOPE he is a creep.

[Patches]

Yes! I would love to work more than 50 hours per week for less than minimumwage!

Childcare needed In our home ASAP (Tulsa 51st and Memorial)

Our current nanny is resigning due to a family matter. We are needing someone to watch our 1 1/2 year old daughter in OUR home Monday-Friday from 7am-5:30pm. Our older two go to school from 7:20am-2:40pm. We would need someone that would pick our girls up from school and bring them home. Their school is less than a mile from our home. We are needing someone to start next Monday. Our older girls are 5 and 6 1/2. We are on a tight budget and can pay $150 a week. You must be okay with a background check, Motor vehicle report, and possibly a drug screen and nanny cam. You would be welcome to eat anything in our kitchen and if you have a little one you would be welcome to bring them as well. You MUST MUST MUST be reliable. We have had issues with this in the past. If you are sick I understand people get sick! We are understanding people. But having something happen or come up every week is not going to work out. And if you have a week that you want to take off or need a vacation just let us know well in advance so that we can get a replacement for that week! Our nanny did that and we had no problems with it at all. We just need notice. I know we sound like sticklers but we really are laid back people! We just care about our children and want someone that will treat them like family! If this sounds like something you would be interested in please text or e-mail me with any questions! If you have references please don't forget to include those. Thank you!

[NightOwl]

Wow! $10 power day!! If your child is there for 10 hours, that's $1 per hour!! Illegal or not, why do people put such a low value on themselves and their time?

"SHM $10 a day (Hazel Green)
I have two openings for $10 a day for the first child and $5 each additional child.

I have a schedule that I keep each day to help your child grow and learn through play.

I have wonderful references."

[Thriftylady]

Wow! $10 power day!! If your child is there for 10 hours, that's $1 per hour!! Illegal or not, why do people put such a low value on themselves and their time?

"SHM $10 a day (Hazel Green)
I have two openings for $10 a day for the first child and $5 each additional child.

I have a schedule that I keep each day to help your child grow and learn through play.

I have wonderful references."

There is a provider here near me that charges $20 a day. Reasonable enough, but then charges $25 a day for two. WTH??? How can you even feed the second one for $5 a day?

[Baby Beluga]

Found this gem tonight:

!!!!!CHILD CARE WANTED ASAP!!!!!!!
PLEASE READ ENTIRE POST BEFORE RESPONDING!!!!.....

I'm in need of immediate child care. I don't have a car so I would need you to pick up and drop off. I work A LOT so if you can't watch my daughter with some short notice then please don't respond! I need someone reliable and trustworthy. If you have any men who stay with you, then please don't respond. I don't trust to many people and if something happens to my daughter I WILL KILL YOU!!! Just saying.

ABOUT MY LOVE
I have a 11 month daughter. She is learning to walk and talk so she is VERY VERY active. She likes to eat play and... Eat .
I'm looking for someone who can teach my daughter to read write and speak Spanish. I would love for her to learn. It's not a requirement but it is a plus.

Pay is negotiable expecially if you are picking up and dropping off.
Please respond with a text or email.
Thank you and I wish you all the best if luck!

[DaveA]

Found this gem tonight:

!!!!!CHILD CARE WANTED ASAP!!!!!!!
PLEASE READ ENTIRE POST BEFORE RESPONDING!!!!.....

I'm in need of immediate child care. I don't have a car so I would need you to pick up and drop off. I work A LOT so if you can't watch my daughter with some short notice then please don't respond! I need someone reliable and trustworthy. If you have any men who stay with you, then please don't respond. I don't trust to many people and if something happens to my daughter I WILL KILL YOU!!! Just saying.

ABOUT MY LOVE
I have a 11 month daughter. She is learning to walk and talk so she is VERY VERY active. She likes to eat play and... Eat .
I'm looking for someone who can teach my daughter to read write and speak Spanish. I would love for her to learn. It's not a requirement but it is a plus.

Pay is negotiable expecially if you are picking up and dropping off.
Please respond with a text or email.
Thank you and I wish you all the best if luck!

SO- I get to play taxi cab, be available at beck and call, can't have a committed relationship, and can have my life threatened before we even meet? Sounds like the perfect job. JEEZ

[nothingwithoutjoy]

SO- I get to play taxi cab, be available at beck and call, can't have a committed relationship, and can have my life threatened before we even meet? Sounds like the perfect job. JEEZ

Plus, you get to teach an 11-month-old to read!

[MotherNature]

Pretty sure I know who this is..I've posted her crazy ads before. This isn't too out there...but good ole kool aid & candy? Come on..what parent thinks that's a positive draw?

https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/kid/4673005915.html

[Thriftylady]

Pretty sure I know who this is..I've posted her crazy ads before. This isn't too out there...but good ole kool aid & candy? Come on..what parent thinks that's a positive draw?

https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/kid/4673005915.html

Oh and no set nap so I get to take home a tired cranky child yippee!!!

I get to play taxi cab, be available at beck and call, can't have a committed relationship, and can have my life threatened before we even meet? Sounds like the perfect job. JEEZ

Hmm no biggie I can just go ahead and kick DH out, he is only in off the truck for 34 hours a week max anyway no biggie!! Oh and I better call my son and tell him he can never bring over my grandson.