Reasons I'm Mean (Today)

[Cat Herder]

I told my neighbor's adult son that if he got a job and moved out he would not hear us on the playground while he was playing video games in his parent's sunroom.

Before anyone jumps to conclusions this was his Mother's suggested response.

His face was priceless... No mother on earth is going to cut him any slack from now on, we had a meeting.

[_Dana_]

I told my neighbor's adult son that if he got a job and moved out he would not hear us on the playground while he was playing video games in his parent's sunroom.

Before anyone jumps to conclusions this was his Mother's suggested response.

His face was priceless... No mother on earth is going to cut him any slack from now on, we had a meeting.

:::::: Love it! Especially that it was his mom's idea to say it!

[SilverSabre25]

5 yo isn't allowed to decide to let the babies go upstairs.
22 mos is STILL not allowed to put things in his mouth
22 mos is STILL not allowed to chew up his shirt
33 mos isn't allowed to climb under my shirt and put his cold hands on my warm skin
I don't pick up 12 mos every time I walk past her.

[blandino]

23 month old wasn't allowed to touch the babies

25 month old wasn't allowed in the ever saucer.
Same 25 month old had to eat her fruit and veggies before getting more pizza


I had the nerve to ask the preschoolers to clean up their mess before lunch

3.5 year old wasn't allowed to hurt her friends, was separated and clearly upset that I had the nerve to call her on it.

[Play Care]

It's super windy here and after 40 minutes I made the kids come back inside. Bright red cheeks and snotty noses and yet I'm the bad guy...

[Wubby]

I love being mean:
That's an extra $28 for me, since you chose to pick up husband from work, instead of picking up your children on time.

What you don't want your 16m old playing in the dirt, well show up on time and maybe I will redirect her to a different section of the yard to play.

Oh my, her bottom has mud on it and her hands are dirty. Yes, please do run her in the house to wash her hands (I'm pretty sure the dirt is deadly). Oh, but we have a no shoe policy, I'm sorry you are wearing lace up boots.

Have a nice weekend, see you on Monday. Don't forget to add the extra $28..

[FCCarmyprovider]

::::OMG thats hilarious. I would definitely do something like that.

I told my neighbor's adult son that if he got a job and moved out he would not hear us on the playground while he was playing video games in his parent's sunroom.

Before anyone jumps to conclusions this was his Mother's suggested response.

His face was priceless... No mother on earth is going to cut him any slack from now on, we had a meeting.