Um...What Did You Just Say!? Just For Fun

[Dia]

I bought a tool set this weekend and 3.5 year old was playing with them on Monday. He was shuffling through them getting confused! I asked him what's the matter? "Where do the batteries go? They don't make noise!" They don't need batteries! "Where you you plug it in at?"

Thanks nannyde for the article you wrote about batteries!

4.5 dcb picks up small plastic dinosaur

dcb "hey, what does this do?"
me "it's a toy, you play with it"
dcb "but it doesn't do anything" (examining toy)
me "it's a toy, you play with it and pretend that it is doing things"
dcb "oh, I guess maybe it's broken, or maybe it just needs batteries or something"

Geez....... cant wait to see the world when this crew starts having kids

[Is it bedtime yet?]

DCG age 5~I guess your housekeeper didn't come this week, your room is a mess!

[daycare]

I re-tell this story a lot to embarrass my now young adult daughter....

Way back when she was young and Rug Rats was a super popular kids TV show, she was obsessed with them.

Well one Christmas, she had her heart set on getting doll from the show.

She was about 3 at the time.

She was visiting Santa at the mall and he asked her what she wanted for Christmas and in front of a SUPER long line of other parents waiting....she announces SUPER loudly

"I want a Dil doll. A big one!"

You can only imagine what that really sounded like!

This is what she wanted:

hahhahahahahahahh that is soooooo funny..............

[Starburst]

I re-tell this story a lot to embarrass my now young adult daughter....

Way back when she was young and Rug Rats was a super popular kids TV show, she was obsessed with them.

Well one Christmas, she had her heart set on getting doll from the show.

She was about 3 at the time.

She was visiting Santa at the mall and he asked her what she wanted for Christmas and in front of a SUPER long line of other parents waiting....she announces SUPER loudly

"I want a Dil doll. A big one!"

You can only imagine what that really sounded like!

This is what she wanted:

Ha, I loved Rugrats when I was a kid. Though My favorite character was Chucky and I did have a doll of him (and Tommy) but Looking back now, adults acted weird when I told them I had a Chucky doll, they would probably think I was talking about the killer doll (though it is kind of a weird coincidence that they both are red heads... )

But one time at my old job, it was graduation day and I was watching one of the graduates (end of the day) waiting for her mom to pick her up and letting the daycare owner and her daughter get dressed for the ceremony. We were talking and she was talking about boo-boos all of a sudden. Then she asked me "do you like having boobies?":: I asked her again what she said because I though I misheard her but she said it again. I took a minute because I wasn't sure how to respond and then she realized what she said "I meant, do you like having BOO-BOOs!" with an embarrassed look on her face

[Michelle]

My 2 year old DS was obsessed with trains and he loved to connect trains together a run them all over the house.
Well his trains broke along with the connectors.

So, my mother in law came in my house and my son said " Nanny, can I have a hooker for Christmas?" (that's what he called the connectors)

She choked on her coffee laughing so hard
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