Show up at one of my Dc families house 10 minutes early and stare at their house looking for movement, bring my screaming kids in (with no breakfast) , shove toys at them that I just couldn't take away in order to get them in the car, tell them the kids didn't sleep well and are whiny, bring them in clothes that are way too small for going pottty independently, demand they read some book that is for kids double their age, stand there awkwardly saying I wish I could stay and play all day (waiting for kids to cry and miss me), and then mention I gave kids "extra fiber " since they are backed up. End vent :
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