You Know You're a Redneck If...

[Brooksie]

.. Your child puts up deer trail cameras in your house to catch a glimpse of Santa!! ::

Just saw a FB friend post this. She is scrambling to find a Santa suit so they can plant pictures on the camera. Welp, that's Maryland's Eastern Shore for you

[melilley]

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If you cover your child's shoes with shopping bags and consider them boots.
Yep, did this over the weekend.

[Brooksie]

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If you cover your child's shoes with shopping bags and consider them boots.
Yep, did this over the weekend.

The best water proofing for feet is shopping bags over your socks, in your shoes.

[daycarediva]

Singing Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer and dcb keeps calling him 'Rudolph the 10 point buck'. Other dcb stares and says "Don't you shoot Santa's DEER!"

[melilley]

Singing Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer and dcb keeps calling him 'Rudolph the 10 point buck'. Other dcb stares and says "Don't you shoot Santa's DEER!"

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