You put the toaster in the fridge and the bread in the cupboard.
You Know You're Tired When....
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Or when you keep calling one of the little ones by your own childs name and wonder why the child isn't responding!Each day is a fresh start
Never look back on regrets
Live life to the fullest
We only get one shot at this!!
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I just found opened strawberry preserves in my cupboard. It says to keep refrigerated after opening.- Flag
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When you take a shower and can't remember if you washed your hair or body, or anything so you do it again just in case, or when you get out you realize that you still have conditioner in your hair.
My friends and I, joke about this all the time...- Flag
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I do this more often then I care to admit!- Flag
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...I couldn't get the gear shift into D and then found out it was because the ignition wasn't turned yet, even though the key was in there.
...the dcks had to wait to eat thirty minutes late because I forgot to turn on the gas pilot under the pot that held the uncooked pasta for their lunch.
...I had to go 3 miles up the street to my daughter's high school to get her house key to get into the house, because I forgot to retrieve the house key off the key rack when I retrieved the car keys to run up the street to the store with 2 of my dcks in tow. I have one of those locks where you turn the lock and slam the door and it will lock.
...a parent came into the house and made a statement that someone did a horrible poopy. When I checked all the kids, they were dry. I smelled it most of the day myself and kept checking the kids. Found out I unintentionally left a foul diaper sitting on top of one of the supply cabinets I must have left up there on my way to the diaper bin. One of the children asked me for more construction paper and I must have set it there on my way to retrieve the paper and forgot about it.- Flag
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