Do You Ever...

[My3cents]

Yes.


Do you ever go to change it and realize it's just gas?

Throw a party for a moment?

And then come to the realization there is reason to dread what the future undoubtedly holds??

:: ....this made me chuckle and yes I feel like that. Went to change my little and nothing, wrong kiddo, changed the right kiddo and then had to change the other-

Anyone else just get so tired of changing diapers, we do it but do you ever get the dread of here we go again another one.........ugh.

[Tay]

Hahahahaha, this made my day.........yes and I want to run away!!

[My3cents]

:: Yes I've done that too.

Ugh I do NOT know what this boy ate last night but it smells VILE. and I am resisting changing it because I KNOW it's gonna make me sick, and I haven't eaten anything yet this morning....(yes, even though it's 10 AM...my metabolism is weird).

Also, I'm not required to use gloves but I think I will this time. I don't usually because...I just don't. But this level of stench? I don't want to risk touching any of it. (<--Michael we should add this one to the list on the side! Can Mods do that? I wanna do that!)

anyone else able to decipher what the kiddo ate that cause the poo in the first place. I can tell if they ate spag sauce,beef, McDonalds, and all the obvious ones like corn etc... and I am usually right on. ::

[My3cents]

Just a funny coincidence here but none of my 6 daycare kids poop during daycare hours (8am-3pm). They used to always poop here and some of their diapers made me almost sick. After one particularly bad day where everyone pooped at about the same time and it smelled so bad we had to go outside I jokingly wrote "no pooping at daycare" on the dry erase because I knew the parents would notice the stink at pick up. At pick up every parent laughed at the sign and asked me about it and we joked with the children about the new rule. That was maybe a year ago and the only poopy diapers I've had have been from new kids and eventually they stop too. My daycare kids aren't perfect, my daycare's not perfect and I certainly do not have magic powers over bodily functions but I'm not kidding and I'm being 100% truthful when I say the kids don't poop at my daycare. I did ask parents and they do all have regular bowel movements so I'm not worried and I did think to myself maybe the kids thought I was serious and they hold it but I'm a jokester, my kids know I'm not a meanie and wouldn't get mad if they pooped. They're all 2-3 years old and even if they thought it was a rule they would most certainly break it as they do the others. Anyway I'm totally OT but if you don't want to deal with the smell I suggest making a new rule and posting it on your dry erase board! ::

you better be careful because I have a feeling your rule is going to turn around on you- and it is going to stink for you::

[My3cents]

You know there's such a thing right?

I wish I could find the thread...someone posted an article about centers that operate like this about a year ago.

When the kids poop, they call the parents to come change it. ::

I bet that daycare is full.........not.... how funny~

This thread has made me giggle a lot. Thanks I needed that-

[SilverSabre25]

I have to say, the diaper that prompted, should I say, inspired, this post, was just awful. And the smell was one that clung and lingered in his clothes for the rest of the day. I kept getting whiffs and checking, and nope, just the after-scent.

Gag.

[preschoolteacher]

I used to work in a poop-free preschool. Ha! The kids were all supposed to be potty trained since the youngest age was 3. However, many were not. If anyone had an accident and it was #2, the parents were called to clean them up and take them home.

Of course, every time it happened, we just dealt with it on our own. No one wants to make an upset, embarrassed kid wait 20+ minutes for their mom or dad to come change them.

[Scout]

Yes.


Do you ever go to change it and realize it's just gas?

Throw a party for a moment?

And then come to the realization there is reason to dread what the future undoubtedly holds??

My 2yo DS now will alert me and says "I tooted!"::

[Scout]

And I also have one that every day I gag and right before breakfast...always at the worst time!!

[sammie]

I used to have a little boy who had the yuckiest diapers. I called it FFP - fast food poop. That is all this child ever ate...and it was nasty!

[MCC]

anyone else able to decipher what the kiddo ate that cause the poo in the first place. I can tell if they ate spag sauce,beef, McDonalds, and all the obvious ones like corn etc... and I am usually right on. ::

Yes! My husband changed a diaper on Monday and said "So how was your Taco Bell last night?" DCG said..."Good!" :: So glad he got stuck with that one!

[Sunchimes]

Years before I started dc, we had a little neighbor boy who adopted us. He had a loving family, but there were a lot of kids, it was a loud, rowdy household, and he was a child who craved peace, order, and routine. Every day after school, he came to our house and stayed until dark. If we had let him, he would have moved in-and we considered it. He even tried to change his last name to ours at school and for a long time used our name. Luckily his parents were cool and understood why it was happening. Anyway, he had just turned 4 when he started coming to our house. I don't think he was ever really potty trained, he just sort of figured it out on his own. Every single night just as I was putting dinner on the table, he would go poop and I would have to wipe him. As I recall, I lost a lot of weight that summer, until I finally got him fully trained. :: I taught him to read when the school didn't. He's in his 20's now. He found us on FB and still tells everyone that I taught him to read. ;-)

My new 10 month old must love me. On his second day here, he pooped 3 times.

[nanglgrl]

you better be careful because I have a feeling your rule is going to turn around on you- and it is going to stink for you::

If it does I'm going to blame you. Every time I change a dirty diaper I will curse under my breath "this is all my3cents' fault!"::

[SilverSabre25]

My new 10 month old must love me. On his second day here, he pooped 3 times.

Or you scare the s**t out of him ::

[daycarekay]

Everyday after nap, without fail! Lucky for me, I guess, my kids are on a pretty predictable schedule so I know when it's coming! ::