OMG.....Kids Crack Me Up

[Oneluckymom]

It's nap here and my 3 yr old DCG just gave me an anatomy lesson that had made my eyes as big as saucers:

DCG: Ms. X...boys have penises and girls have bajinas

Me: Yes, X....you're right ::

[UtahMomma]

LOL! My 3yo has been telling me that for the past few days.

M "Mom, you have a gina?"
Me "Yes"
M "Mom, I have a penis?"
Me "Yup"
*giggle*

This has been a frequent conversation ::

[spud912]

My 4 yo daughter has been cracking me up lately with this stuff:

DD: "Mommy, is ________ a boy or a girl?
Me: "What do you think, DD?
DD: "A boy!"
Me: "Yep"
DD: "Oh, cause he has boy parts?"
Me: "Yep"
DD: "And I have girl parts?"
Me: "Yep"

[Oneluckymom]

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Even better....my 8 yr old son went in the bathroom and when he came out the same DCG says"

You have a penis cause youre a boy and I have a bajina cause I'm a girl.

He laughed S O O O hard I thought he was going to wet himself.