#3 - Something My Families Don't Know About Me

[MarinaVanessa]

I am a Christian but I am pro choice and for gay marriage. I don't think the government needs to decide things like that. But I am in the Bible Belt and I keep that info to myself

You and I think alike . And no my clients don't know about my political or religious views either .

[KIDZRMYBIZ]

But one day I did accidentally send a text to a parent saying "can you please pick up some gloves, I just got **** on my hands". It was meant for my husband..::

::Su funny!!!

I had a text incident on my old phone (I really think that thing hated me-always doing weird things without my consent). I was texting with a fellow provider friend that new baby was too little to ride in umbrella stroller so no park visit today. She suggested I use a front carrier. My reply was "My boobs are too big." (Carriers are uncomfortable for larger breasts) It went to a daycare dad that had texted earlier that his child was arriving late!I quickly sent another text that it was meant for someone else, I could elaborate if he wanted me to, all sorry! sorry! sorry! He texted back that it was no problem but it probably took him about a month to look me in the eye again.

[MarinaVanessa]

::Su funny!!!

I had a text incident on my old phone (I really think that thing hated me-always doing weird things without my consent). I was texting with a fellow provider friend that new baby was too little to ride in umbrella stroller so no park visit today. She suggested I use a front carrier. My reply was "My boobs are too big." (Carriers are uncomfortable for larger breasts) It went to a daycare dad that had texted earlier that his child was arriving late!I quickly sent another text that it was meant for someone else, I could elaborate if he wanted me to, all sorry! sorry! sorry! He texted back that it was no problem but it probably took him about a month to look me in the eye again.

Ha ha, my DH and I send "sexy" or "racy" I-miss-you texts sometimes throughout the day while he is at work. One day guess where a text ended up going to . Yep, to a DCD. Fortunately he had a good laugh about it and the next day DCM made fun of me about it so they were good sports about it. Thank goodness. Now that I use my phone for personal use and Google Voice for clients my texts don't get mixed up

[My3cents]

I am also a BRAVO addict. I wind up watching every show they have. I will see a preview, and think "that looks ridiculous, there is no way I will be watching that", and then before I know it I am watching "Shahs of Sunset" and "Princesses Long Island".

I do the same thing.... forget the name of it.....but I said the same thing about the one with the boat and crew. The other night there I am right into it. I do the same thing!!!

[Josiegirl]

Most of my dcps don't know anything about me. They don't really ask and I don't offer. One dcm though, knows why my dh and I separated several years ago. She and I get along great and I really do love her kids, plus we've been through quite a few of the same things since we've known each other. I'm a little more 'myself' with her.

[craftymissbeth]

That I do not share the same political views as most of my community.

That, although I am polite and business-like during work hours, I have a filthy potty mouth and DH and I share a pretty inappropriate sense of humor.

That I'm voting yes for medical marijuana!

^I'm totally unashamed that I would vote yes for legalized marijuana (not just medical).. I'm not sure it would ever pass in my uber-conservative state, though.

[Scout]

That although I am a little on the quiet side, I do have a mouth and can and will use it if needed-no pun intended. None of my dc parents have seen me angry.

I used to smoke and if it wasn't for all the health hazards, would probably still.

That I like to hang out and drink beer. My neighbors and my dh and I sometimes hang out after work-in my neighbor's driveway and have a few or have bon fires with a few. I also like to go to bars every once a while to dance...hey I can dance really good, especially after I've had a few...

That I really like hard rock music, not really the heavy metal where you can't understand them, but definitely the harder stuff.

That although I do love their kids, (well most of them) that there are definitely things that I can't stand about them and aren't cute to me like they are to them.

Although I really support breast feeding and don't mind that you do it everyday at pickup even though you live 10 minutes away, I really don't want to see a full shot of your boob. Ok, more of a vent....

You and I would get along so well!!

[Scout]

That as soon as they leave and I lock the door I crack a beer or a Seagram's cooler! EVERY NIGHT! It is the one vice I have left after I quit smoking almost 2 1/2 years ago!!

[BumbleBee]

*I had a son. Long story but yeah, nobody knows I was a mom.

*I reeeeeeaaaally want to still be a smoker. I quit back in May but I miss it.

*My sense of humor is offensive to many people

*I have a potty mouth

*My mind is in the gutter 99% of the time

[Scout]

*I had a son. Long story but yeah, nobody knows I was a mom.

*I reeeeeeaaaally want to still be a smoker. I quit back in May but I miss it.

*My sense of humor is offensive to many people

*I have a potty mouth

*My mind is in the gutter 99% of the time

I PROMISE the urge to smoke will pass but, i still miss it about once a week. i really enjoyed it. that was my time, outside alone with my thoughts. Q

[lflick]

That I have a "young" mentality out of daycare and a dry/dirty sense of humor. It took my mom a while to get used to my sense of humor (mine and my DH's) after she moved in. Here's are some common conversations in my household when the DCK's are gone and our kids are in their rooms:

DH: Our kids are awesome.
ME: Of course they are. They came out of my vagina and my vagina is awesome. It was bound to rub off.

(DH does something to annoy me)
ME: I'm going to wait until you are asleep and I'm going to stick my thumb in your butt.

I even know what most sexual terminology means and comes from (not that I participate, I just get curious). For example ... "dirty Sanchez".

I know, very strange.

I also like to go to bars/dinner with my DH and some friends and get sloshed every once in a while. My BFF and I are beer pong champs within our circle of friends and I'm a pro at blowing rimming balls out of the cup and backwards shots ::.

LMFAO! This made me laugh more than you can imagine as I am the same way!

[Lyss]

That I have a "young" mentality out of daycare and a dry/dirty sense of humor. It took my mom a while to get used to my sense of humor (mine and my DH's) after she moved in. Here's are some common conversations in my household when the DCK's are gone and our kids are in their rooms:

DH: Our kids are awesome.
ME: Of course they are. They came out of my vagina and my vagina is awesome. It was bound to rub off.

(DH does something to annoy me)
ME: I'm going to wait until you are asleep and I'm going to stick my thumb in your butt.

I even know what most sexual terminology means and comes from (not that I participate, I just get curious). For example ... "dirty Sanchez".

I know, very strange.

I also like to go to bars/dinner with my DH and some friends and get sloshed every once in a while. My BFF and I are beer pong champs within our circle of friends and I'm a pro at blowing rimming balls out of the cup and backwards shots ::.

:::: DH and I were just joking about things along the "dirty sanchez" lines and it made me think of this thread!

I'm still the reigning beer pong champ within our circle of friends and the hold the "Silver metal" (aka spray painted bottle lid : in our "Quarter's Olympics" as we call it (we set up obstacles and trick shots using the beer case and empty cans :.

I'm so not as wholesome and proper as my DCPs think! DH and I joke about it, "man if the DCPs could hear you now" after some off color joke. DH and one of our friends always poke fun of my "daycare voice" because they say the second a DCP appears I sound totally different! !

[Luna]

I'm so glad to hear I'm not the only one with a potty mouth and off colour sense of humour. My adult kids are the same and at least once a day during dc hours I need to text one of them so I can get some of it out :: We have an ongoing group convo on iChat which includes my new DIL and she said she sometimes wonders about the family she has married into...all of our conversations somehow end up in poop or vaginas or farts.
I believe a couple of my DCM s would fit right in, but I'm not about to test that theory.

[julie]

Hahahaha, I would get along well with many of you. I have a very different sense of humor than most people I encounter.

Some things my parents do not know about me currently:

1. I am a singer in a band.
2. I go to school at night after their darlings are picked up, so it really screws me over if they are even a tiny bit late. After three hours I come back and clean up for the next day. Makes for a long day!
3. I am newly pregnant. Not sure when I'll let them in on this secret. I lost the last one, so I am definitely waiting until after the danger zone.

[Sprouts]

That I have a "young" mentality out of daycare and a dry/dirty sense of humor. It took my mom a while to get used to my sense of humor (mine and my DH's) after she moved in. Here's are some common conversations in my household when the DCK's are gone and our kids are in their rooms:

DH: Our kids are awesome.
ME: Of course they are. They came out of my vagina and my vagina is awesome. It was bound to rub off.

(DH does something to annoy me)
ME: I'm going to wait until you are asleep and I'm going to stick my thumb in your butt.

I even know what most sexual terminology means and comes from (not that I participate, I just get curious). For example ... "dirty Sanchez".

I know, very strange.

I also like to go to bars/dinner with my DH and some friends and get sloshed every once in a while. My BFF and I are beer pong champs within our circle of friends and I'm a pro at blowing rimming balls out of the cup and backwards shots ::.

LMBO!! I am so using the thumb thing tonight, my husband pissed me off today!!