I think DCM didn't check the beach bag

[busymommy0420]

So DCG brought a beach bag today with some summer dresses for all the girls to wear. I went to show the girls the dresses to see if they wanted to wear them and I reached in the bag only to pull out...A DIRTY pair of adult panties, yeppers a worn thong! UGH, sanitizer, hands washed and still feeling icky. I have 9 more days left after today and I am CLOSED for summer and will offer after school care only in the fall.

I will NOT miss these "uncomfortable" moments that comes with the daycare job . Happy Monday to me. ::::::

[Oneluckymom]

EEEEWWWWW!! GROSS!

I bet she'll be embarassed! I hate thongs anyway and have NEVER like them.

[Brooksie]

OMG, I'm so sorry but that's kind of hilarious. Totally gross, but pretty funny. I don't envy the direction your monday is heading... hope that never happens again! And I really hope I never see any of my clients dirty panties.

[MarinaVanessa]

So DCG brought a beach bag today with some summer dresses for all the girls to wear. I went to show the girls the dresses to see if they wanted to wear them and I reached in the bag only to pull out...A DIRTY pair of adult panties, yeppers a worn thong! UGH, sanitizer, hands washed and still feeling icky. I have 9 more days left after today and I am CLOSED for summer and will offer after school care only in the fall.

I will NOT miss these "uncomfortable" moments that comes with the daycare job . Happy Monday to me. ::::::

Oh please, please, please tell me that you're going to say something. Pretty please.

"Hi, DCM. Here's your bag back. You may want to go through it" and then walk away

and just in case she tells you that you can keep it until the last day ...
"No really. I think you should take it home and go through it, thanks. And maybe wash it" and smile. ::

[busymommy0420]

I so want to say something...but I can't. I am too embarrassed for her. Did I mention she is like 8 months pregnant. I don' want to be responsible for an emotional explosion.

[Blackcat31]

Oh please, please, please tell me that you're going to say something. Pretty please.

"Hi, DCM. Here's your bag back. You may want to go through it" and then walk away

and just in case she tells you that you can keep it until the last day ...
"No really. I think you should take it home and go through it, thanks. And maybe wash it" and smile. ::

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[MarinaVanessa]

I so want to say something...but I can't. I am too embarrassed for her. Did I mention she is like 8 months pregnant. I don' want to be responsible for an emotional explosion.

What if you keep it though and then later return it to her and she see's the undies and thinks somehow that the are YOURS!!! :: I would die laughing if this happened to me. This whole scenario is funnier than the time that I found flavored lube in a baby's diaper bag ::.

[momofboys]

LOL:: I would do what Marina said!!!!!

I never found anything so nasty in a diaper bag although parents would usually leave bank receipts that I have viewed (not intentionally but when youa re digging in there it is hard NOT to look. I really did not need to know that Parent Cheapskate who once "fought" with me about owing me for a day they didn't use (she gave no advance notice which I require) had over 15K in their checking account (& yet she wanted to go "halfsies" & pay only $14 instead of the $28 daily rate)!

[Brooksie]

What if you keep it though and then later return it to her and she see's the undies and thinks somehow that the are YOURS!!! :: I would die laughing if this happened to me. This whole scenario is funnier than the time that I found flavored lube in a baby's diaper bag ::.

OMG whhhatttt??! :::::::: rofl!!!!

[daycare]

OMG whhhatttt??! :::::::: rofl!!!!

can I ask a dumb question...what is flavored lube? is that tube candy?

[Angelsj]

can I ask a dumb question...what is flavored lube? is that tube candy?

More like KY Jelly, with flavoring.

[MarinaVanessa]

can I ask a dumb question...what is flavored lube? is that tube candy?

Umm ... I suppose you can call it that ::::::

[MarinaVanessa]

Ok I'm sorry, I had to crack that joke. Let me explain and I'll be as tactful as I can ... flavored lube is personal lubricant which has added flavors in it to make it taste better. It is usually used when one is about to perform fellatio but is also used to perform cunnilingus (when a woman has her down-south errr, you know)

[UtahMomma]

Ok I'm sorry, I had to crack that joke. Let me explain and I'll be as tactful as I can ... flavored lube is personal lubricant which has added flavors in it to make it taste better. It is usually used when one is about to perform fellatio but is also used to perform cunnilingus (when a woman has her down-south errr, you know)

HA! ::::::

[Leigh]

LOL:: I would do what Marina said!!!!!

I never found anything so nasty in a diaper bag although parents would usually leave bank receipts that I have viewed (not intentionally but when youa re digging in there it is hard NOT to look. I really did not need to know that Parent Cheapskate who once "fought" with me about owing me for a day they didn't use (she gave no advance notice which I require) had over 15K in their checking account (& yet she wanted to go "halfsies" & pay only $14 instead of the $28 daily rate)!

Now you know WHY Parent Cheapskate had over 15K in checking!