I have been doing this awhile so I have a lot. Here are a few:
Please don't walk through my flower garden.
Please don't let your kids steal my garden decorations.
Please don't drive in my grass (and repeatedly run over my sprinkler heads!)
Please don't throw cigarette butts in my driveway.
Shut the door (cuz I am paying to either heat this place or cool this place off!)
Notice I have given up on the please at this point!
Wipe your feet!
Don't smash into my sons truck in the driveway.
Don't kick my dog!
Yeah! A dcd brought his dog in the back of his truck. When my dog saw his dog my dog barked and I watched as dcd KICKED my dog!
Sheesh! I WAS having a good day but now I am wondering why I do this at all! LOL
Please don't walk through my flower garden.
Please don't let your kids steal my garden decorations.
Please don't drive in my grass (and repeatedly run over my sprinkler heads!)
Please don't throw cigarette butts in my driveway.
Shut the door (cuz I am paying to either heat this place or cool this place off!)
Notice I have given up on the please at this point!
Wipe your feet!
Don't smash into my sons truck in the driveway.
Don't kick my dog!
Yeah! A dcd brought his dog in the back of his truck. When my dog saw his dog my dog barked and I watched as dcd KICKED my dog!
Sheesh! I WAS having a good day but now I am wondering why I do this at all! LOL
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