You Know You're a FCC Provider When...

[Lyss]

http://shareandremember.blogspot.com...-provider.html (hope the link works, posting from my phone)

Someone posted this on twitter and I thought I would share it here! A lot rings true and there's so much we could add! ::

[MarinaVanessa]

.... You are very familiar with a rare sickness that effects completely healthy kids which magically appears in the form of a fever exactly four to six hours after a child is dropped off which just so happens to coincidentally be the same amount of time that fever reducers wear off.

[BumbleBee]

1. You always know where the thermometer is.

2. You rush to finish your business in the bathroom even when the kids are gone

[MarinaVanessa]

I remembered some more ....

.... you excuse yourself to "use the potty" when you are speaking to your adult friends.

.... you catch yourself singing the ABC's when you wash your hands when you're all alone or in a public bathroom.

.... you attempt to cut up your spouse's or dinner guest's meal into teeny tiny minuscule pieces and it takes you a minute to register why they are looking at you funny.

[LoraJenkins]

......you find yourself with the lyrics to a children's song stuck in your head....even in your dreams!!!!! Lol

[MarinaVanessa]

......you find yourself with the lyrics to a children's song stuck in your head....even in your dreams!!!!! Lol

Ugh, I'm VERY familiar with this one ::

[BumbleBee]

You listen to the Wiggles/Barney/Elmo/etc when you're in the car alone.

[Starburst]

....... you know the name of every Seasame Street, Nickelodeon (jr), Disney (jr), Chartoon Network character

...... you know the name of every kids cartoon show/movie ever and what time and channels they play on.

....... everytime you go to a store and see somthing with a cartoon character on it you think to yourself "I have to have it!"

.... you still have a smile on your face after: babies puking/spitting up/ have a diaper blow out on you, toddlers throwing tantrums and screaming in your ear, older kids making a huge mess in your house, parents complaining or forgeting to pay, state inspector points out something you did wrong---- all on the same day

..... Even after hours you cannot stop smiling no matter how tired, angry, and upset you are because your face is permanently stuck