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I have a ten month old son whom I need child care for while I work.
I work at a restaurant friday and saturday nights from 5 pm to rush.
Some nights I only work an hour or two, but at the absolute latest I'd be done at 11 ( WHICH IS RARE).
**can hook you up with food**
I am looking for someone reliable and that has a lot of experience with babies. I dont mind if you have children of your own, they can be buddies
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Sorry but this is not a "hey the baby will just sleep" kind of thing, my son doesnt usually go to bed until around ten, and he fights it HARD when im not there.
There may be nights where dad will watch him, but dads an ass and unreliable, which is why I am posting this.
I need someone that would be ok with randomly getting the night off 30 min before my son would usually be there (dad=unreliable).
Id like to be able to just drop him off at your house, then ill randomly show back up sometime before 11 (probably way before 11).
I can provide a pack and play (maybe youll get lucky n he will pass out), toys, paper underpants, etc...
CPR+first aid a plus! but hey id be lying if I said I knew how to do that stuff.
(he likes to eat fuzz off the carpet (well attempt to), so you need to be capable of putting your finger into the way back of his mouth to retrieve the fuzz)
I require a full resume, list of references, phone numbers, address, absolutely everything, its craigslist.
Please email the above address with a description of yourself and all that good stuff.
Or if you want to text me my phone number is (***)***-***x. Weird number I know, too lazy to go switch it.
PLEASE dont call me, I get awkward on the phone especially with strangers.
Well we hope to hear from you soon.
THANKS
hahaha - this lady sure is honest right? Once I got to the part about eating the carpet fuzz and putting a finger in the back of his throat I'm pretty sure I look like this:
or this :
: haha who knows. Anyway - hope you all enjoyed this one 
I work at a restaurant friday and saturday nights from 5 pm to rush.
Some nights I only work an hour or two, but at the absolute latest I'd be done at 11 ( WHICH IS RARE).
**can hook you up with food**
I am looking for someone reliable and that has a lot of experience with babies. I dont mind if you have children of your own, they can be buddies
.Sorry but this is not a "hey the baby will just sleep" kind of thing, my son doesnt usually go to bed until around ten, and he fights it HARD when im not there.
There may be nights where dad will watch him, but dads an ass and unreliable, which is why I am posting this.
I need someone that would be ok with randomly getting the night off 30 min before my son would usually be there (dad=unreliable).
Id like to be able to just drop him off at your house, then ill randomly show back up sometime before 11 (probably way before 11).
I can provide a pack and play (maybe youll get lucky n he will pass out), toys, paper underpants, etc...
CPR+first aid a plus! but hey id be lying if I said I knew how to do that stuff.
(he likes to eat fuzz off the carpet (well attempt to), so you need to be capable of putting your finger into the way back of his mouth to retrieve the fuzz)
I require a full resume, list of references, phone numbers, address, absolutely everything, its craigslist.
Please email the above address with a description of yourself and all that good stuff.
Or if you want to text me my phone number is (***)***-***x. Weird number I know, too lazy to go switch it.
PLEASE dont call me, I get awkward on the phone especially with strangers.
Well we hope to hear from you soon.
THANKS
hahaha - this lady sure is honest right? Once I got to the part about eating the carpet fuzz and putting a finger in the back of his throat I'm pretty sure I look like this:
or this :: haha who knows. Anyway - hope you all enjoyed this one
at least she has a sense of humor.......unless she wasn't trying to be funny. 
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