The Laugh of the Day, You Won't Even Believe

[countrymom]

so I had a puker today and I called gma to come and get her. So half hour later I get a call and on the phone it says "grandma g" so I'm thinking its her grandma telling me she's going to be late but nooooo......

it was an old man and he says to "is this the S E X line" I'll I can say is, "umm you got the wrong number" he spelt the word out too, when I got off the phone all I could think about was, "what the heck was that all about"

[littlemommy]

Ha! Now you know what grandpa does when grandma leaves!

[MrsB]

:::::::::::: That is hilarious!

One time I called a dad for pickup who was home he worked nights (mom was at work), and a girl answered the phone. Dad said it was the cleaning lady and I didnt think much of it. When I talked to mom a few days later, I meantioned that I asked her if she liked her cleaning lady and how much she charged if she new if she was taking new clients. She was shocked and said "What Cleaning Lady!".

Oooooooh Pooooh! Whoooops! Uhhh nevermind, guess I dont need that kind of cleaning lady!

I figured she had her suspicions because she didnt need much more explanation from me!

[wdmmom]

:::::::::::: That is hilarious!

One time I called a dad for pickup who was home he worked nights (mom was at work), and a girl answered the phone. Dad said it was the cleaning lady and I didnt think much of it. When I talked to mom a few days later, I meantioned that I asked her if she liked her cleaning lady and how much she charged if she new if she was taking new clients. She was shocked and said "What Cleaning Lady!".

Oooooooh Pooooh! Whoooops! Uhhh nevermind, guess I dont need that kind of cleaning lady!

I figured she had her suspicions because she didnt need much more explanation from me!

Oh crap! Talk about AWKWARD!!!

[countrymom]

omg, that is so funny. That happened to a friend of dh's. The dd asked if the moms friend was coming over again to play with mommy, lets just say it ened in divorce.

[DaycareMomma]

:::::::::::: That is hilarious!

One time I called a dad for pickup who was home he worked nights (mom was at work), and a girl answered the phone. Dad said it was the cleaning lady and I didnt think much of it. When I talked to mom a few days later, I meantioned that I asked her if she liked her cleaning lady and how much she charged if she new if she was taking new clients. She was shocked and said "What Cleaning Lady!".

Oooooooh Pooooh! Whoooops! Uhhh nevermind, guess I dont need that kind of cleaning lady!

I figured she had her suspicions because she didnt need much more explanation from me!

:::::: I cannot stop laughing! That has got to be the #1 most awkward moment EVER.

[Kaddidle Care]

so I had a puker today and I called gma to come and get her. So half hour later I get a call and on the phone it says "grandma g" so I'm thinking its her grandma telling me she's going to be late but nooooo......

it was an old man and he says to "is this the S E X line" I'll I can say is, "umm you got the wrong number" he spelt the word out too, when I got off the phone all I could think about was, "what the heck was that all about"

:::: Frisky Grandpa! :::: I wonder if your number was similar to a friend's and he was kidding. Oops! Grandpa, you've got some 'splainin to do!

:::::::::::: That is hilarious!

One time I called a dad for pickup who was home he worked nights (mom was at work), and a girl answered the phone. Dad said it was the cleaning lady and I didnt think much of it. When I talked to mom a few days later, I meantioned that I asked her if she liked her cleaning lady and how much she charged if she new if she was taking new clients. She was shocked and said "What Cleaning Lady!".

Oooooooh Pooooh! Whoooops! Uhhh nevermind, guess I dont need that kind of cleaning lady!

I figured she had her suspicions because she didnt need much more explanation from me!

She answered the phone? Sounds like she WANTED to be discovered.

[MrsB]

She answered the phone? Sounds like she WANTED to be discovered.

Yeah my thought too! The dad even had the nerve to call me up and ask me why I sold him out. LOL. I started lauging so hard I could barely get the words out "whatever dude, none of this is my fault and I am not getting in the middle of it" They ended up divorcing about 6 months later. The dad ended up dating the same lady for awhile. I would see her in the car a few times at dads pickup. One time she came in with him, and he introduced her as his girlfriend. I am sooo bad and couldn't help myself. I shook her hand and said, "ohhh its so nice to finally meet the "cleaning lady" *wink*wink* in person" Neither were very happy and didnt think it was as funny as I did. He never tried to make his issues mine or tell me anything about anything. Thank Goodness!

[Kaddidle Care]

It always cracks me up when some woman steals a man from his family like that. Does she actually think it's not going to happen to her?