Hit And Run Breading!

[Country Kids]

My husband and daughter both looked at me with very blank stares when I was telling them this story. I think they are wondering if we have all gone off the deep end. I kept saying "Can't you picture this?"

I guess you just have to be in this biz to understand our stories.

[Beach Baby]

Exactly! I was laughing SO loud and couldn't stop! My husband didn't seem to find it nearly as amusing as I did. I had to stop myself from picturing it any more because every time I do, I just can't control my laughter! This is just too funny to me!

[Oneluckymom]

HAHAHAHA!!! What a perfect ending to my day!!!

WOW, I wish I had the guts to do that. Seriously, I'm working on toughening my back bone. Classic!!!

[Zoe]

Wow. That's hilarious! Please please please tell us if she honks the horn again tomorrow!

[My3cents]

As you may know I have a DCM who likes to arrive early and make me rush and blow the horn (the kids do it not her ) Well today I had enough of the horn that started again yesterday so instead of waiting and breaking up my stale bread and tossing it in the yard for the birds like I do every day, I decided to wad up a slice into a bread ball and throw it at her honking car! Yes I have snapped no I don't care!

It hit the hood and rolled off. I then close my door. Immature I know but I am fed up with the nonsense. DCM comes in 5 mins later and asks what that was all about. I told her I had enough of the horn honking and rushing me. Again it's the kids... "WELL control the kids!" I went on to do some complaining myself instead of letting her do her routine complaining of how the world owes her a living. I told her I am very busy trying to get my own child off to school and trying to stop a leak coming through both floors from this storm and I don't like hearing honking in the process reminding me I have kids arriving earlier than they should and waiting for me to open the door! Her reply... "That's nothing I have a slow leak in my tire"

I about tore my own face off!! I did the palm to face to keep from blurting out a vent! Then I calmly told her that I think a leaky roof causing damage on 2 floors and new carpet is a little worse than a slow leak in a tire! She said "well that's not what I meant". "Well that's what you said so have a good day and good luck with your tire" You wacth I will have another guilt trip tom morning telling me they cant pay me because they have to get a new tire. (they have done it before using the kids lives to guilt me)

Thank God I don't throw baseballs in the morning

Now off to find someone to replace the tiles blown off of my roof. Hope everyone else has a good day!

I think you should have just gone out to her, stood at the car until she rolls down the window and told her to stop honking her horn, that your going to have neighbors complaining and it is personally driving you nuts. Tell her what time you open and that she can not sit in your driveway and wait anymore. It's disruptive to your family. IF she continues to do this in the future you will be giving her a written notice to be done.

I would never put out my personal struggles to my clients. It's not their business and I don't want to hear about theirs especially when it becomes a weapon of paying me. Non- negotiable. Doesn't mean I don't care- We all have struggles. I am not going to make someone else feel bad because my ceiling is leaking. I am going to put a stop to them annoying me with disrespect.

This women runs you, doesn't take you seriously. Thinks the world revolves around her and her needs and is used to getting her own way. When you finally do terminate her, she won't think twice about it. She will brush it off as funny and maybe cry/run her mouth of how she was put out. When you threw the bread at her it didn't even phase her- need to be flat out blunt with her from now on and stop taking her crap.

All in all, maybe you handled this better then I would have, because knowing this has been an ongoing issue, I would have lost it with her after the third time and she would no longer be an issue that reaved me up to the point of throwing the birds food.

[PitterPatter]

A little bread goes a long way!

No honking today happyface

When DCM came in I thanked her for not honking or allowing the kids to honk. She said no problem thanks for not bombing my car with bread. ::

Have a great day ladies I know I am!

[daycare]

A little bread goes a long way!

No honking today happyface

When DCM came in I thanked her for not honking or allowing the kids to honk. She said no problem thanks for not bombing my car with bread. ::

Have a great day ladies I know I am!

........................OMG that is toooooo funny..

the kids want to know why I am laughing right now..

[Kaddidle Care]

A little bread goes a long way!

No honking today happyface

When DCM came in I thanked her for not honking or allowing the kids to honk. She said no problem thanks for not bombing my car with bread. ::

Have a great day ladies I know I am!

hahahahahahaha!

[SunshineMama]

A little bread goes a long way!

No honking today happyface

When DCM came in I thanked her for not honking or allowing the kids to honk. She said no problem thanks for not bombing my car with bread. ::

Have a great day ladies I know I am!

You are my hero!!!!

[Lilbutterflie]

Oh man, I wish I would've seen this post yesterday, it would've given me a much needed laugh on a rough day! That is too funny.

[Zoe]

Cool! Apparently hit and run breading is effective with this mom! Too bad it had to come to that, but you know what?! It got the job done.

[Country Kids]

I'm picturing all of us with baskets of hard rolls to throw out the door when parents aren't coroperating!::

It so reminds me of the scene in "Mrs. Doubtfire" where Robin Williams throws the apple at Pierce ? (can't think of his last name) and claims it was a Drive by Fruiting by some kids.

[PitterPatter]

I'm picturing all of us with baskets of hard rolls to throw out the door when parents are coroperating!::

It so reminds me of the scene in "Mrs. Doubtfire" where Robin Williams throws the apple at Pierce ? (can't think of his last name) and claims it was a Drive by Fruiting by some kids.

Brosnan! :::::: Yes exactly!!

I'm such a poo stir!

[Zoe]

It so reminds me of the scene in "Mrs. Doubtfire" where Robin Williams throws the apple at Pierce ? (can't think of his last name) and claims it was a Drive by Fruiting by some kids.

:::::::::: BEST part of that movie! Drive by Fruiting!!!!! ::::::::