You Know You Are A Daycare Provider When...

[MsMe]

I sit down to eat lunch with the kids....and the baby(10 mo.) sneezes, bits of carrot included, ALL over my plate. I look at it for a second and decide since the baby isn't sick it is still ok at eat....

Welcome to my life

[Sunshine44]

laughing and gagging at the same time. YUCK!

[beachgrl]

Oh wow...mine is when you have children lined up sitting along the wall in the bathroom hallway so u know they arent creating havoc and u can see and talk to them while you are using the bathroom

[daycare]

Mine is when you are at a nice dinner potty and you say, excuse me where is your potty...


EWWW that is a very funny story about the baby sneezing....hahah

[MarinaVanessa]

... when you have dinner guests that are staring and smiling at you and you suddently realize that you're cutting up their steaks into little bitty pieces. ::

[melskids]

... when you have dinner guests that are staring and smiling at you and you suddently realize that you're cutting up their steaks into little bitty pieces. ::

I was just going to say that!::

I got up once at a restaurant and walked around the table to my husbands plate, and started cutting his food up for him.

Of course, everyone was staring. I felt like such an idiot.

So, he just said "trained her well, huh?"::

[DBug]

... when you narrate everything you do, in third person, AFTER the kids have gone home! ::

[Meyou]

When you meet your dh at the door and say about 100 times more words per minute that anyone thought was humanly possible because you haven't talked to a grownup all day. Then you follow him to the washroom still talking.....then he closes the door and you keep talking. ::

[KBCsMommy]

When you meet your dh at the door and say about 100 times more words per minute that anyone thought was humanly possible because you haven't talked to a grownup all day. Then you follow him to the washroom still talking.....then he closes the door and you keep talking. ::

Im literally laughing out loud!!!!!!!::::

This is me too!! And my husband is always like " Just let me go to the bathroom...PLEASE!!!!" ::

[daycare]

Im literally laughing out loud!!!!!!!::::

This is me too!! And my husband is always like " Just let me go to the bathroom...PLEASE!!!!" ::

hahah I think I could have written both of those.....so funny!!!!

[MarinaVanessa]

I was just going to say that!::

I got up once at a restaurant and walked around the table to my husbands plate, and started cutting his food up for him.

Of course, everyone was staring. I felt like such an idiot.

So, he just said "trained her well, huh?"::

Yeah pretty much sums it up. I would NEVER repeat this scenario anywhere else other than here, at least I know this hasn't just happened to me . ::

We invited friends over and I was conversating with them as I was serving their plates I started cutting up their steaks. I got to steak #3 before I ever even realized what I was doing. All of a sudden I noticed that it got real quiet and everyone was staring at me with a goofy smile. THEY WERE LETTING ME DO IT TO SEE HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE ME TO REALIZE WHAT I WAS DOING!!

[frugalmama4]

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard::::::

Mine is when I go to the top of the stairs and talk to the dog...I mean really talk!

[daycare]

Keep these coming these are hysterically funny

[beachgrl]

When you meet your dh at the door and say about 100 times more words per minute that anyone thought was humanly possible because you haven't talked to a grownup all day. Then you follow him to the washroom still talking.....then he closes the door and you keep talking. ::

haha..so true!

[dave4him]

Depending on the last time you cleaned the floor, any food fallen down is fair game