Announcing Gas

[Unregistered]

Who hasn't heard of "tooted"!?!? But "bullfrogged"??? That would disturb me more than anything. Sounds disgusting.

[e.j.]

At least it's not like my daughter, who passes gas and then says someone else did it. For example, at Target the other night, she passes gas and yells "Ewwww, mommy farted!!! Hahahahahaha." Now that is embarrassing!!

My father did that to me in a crowded store when I was a teenager. I could have died! My son used to do the same thing when he was younger only it wasn't intential. Instead of telling me he had passed gas, he would ask, "Did you pass gas?" Of course, it always seemed to be when there was someone within hearing distance. (Just one of the joys of having a kid with Asperger's/echolalia!) ::

I have one dcg who will say, "I just tooted!". I ask her, "What do we say when we toot?" She'll say, "Excuse me." and we go on with the day.

[Hunni Bee]

No butt talk.


When new kids come and start with the bathroom stuff, they get the icy stare from my other dcks!

[Oneluckymom]

"Oh My, I do believe I've got the vapors"

A little 1800's for everyone.

[Unregistered]

I think my favorite was a wee little one who was pretty gassy one morning. She followed each one with a polite excuse me. Then she quietly said "Sorry, My bum is kinda chatty today."

[SimpleMom]

:::::: Oh my goodness!! This thread is hilarious! Yep, we say "excuse me, I tooted" in this house. ))) My hubby likes to call the toots "barking spiders". I'll have to tell him about the couch lifting off the ground. That's a good one!

Thanks for the humor

[mrsp'slilpeeps]

I think it's kinda funny when all the dck's are sitting down, doing something together and one of them toots and they ALL look at me.

Yes I heard it and no it was not me.

[CheekyChick]

At this age, tooting and potty humor is HILARIOUS to children. I don't mind if they laugh, but I do want them to say excuse me.

[Meeko]

I think my favorite was a wee little one who was pretty gassy one morning. She followed each one with a polite excuse me. Then she quietly said "Sorry, My bum is kinda chatty today."

That's adorable!!!