Favorite Bumper Stickers

[dave4him]

Got any favorites. I like this one

"My job is taking care of four wild children all day and sending them home to their parents with lots of sugar. Want to switch jobs?"

[Country Kids]

One of my favorite that I can always remember is:

"My child was inmate of the month at********jail!"


I don't know why I find it funny as my husband deals with people from there almost daily.

[Childminder]

I used to have one that people would stop me and ask where I got it from. It said "Screw Housework".

[BigMama]

Mine has always been "Mean People ****" because it just says it all...

[Ariana]

My fav is "your proctologist called, they found your head"

[AmyLeigh]

"My homeschooler will be your honor student's boss"

I really need one that says: "Caution! Driving under the influence of children!"

[Michelle]

"My kid can skate board better than your honor roll student"

[DaycareMomma]

"My kid can skate board better than your honor roll student"

We have one like that on our horse trailer, only it says "My horse is smarter than your honor student".

I also like the one that says: Her truck, his payments... I want it for my truck, but my husband says nooo...what a party pooper he is!

[mrsp'slilpeeps]

There should be one that says, Did you remember your Birth Control?

Sorry I made that one up, but some days I wish they would have.

[Blackcat31]

"What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?"

[Ariana]

"What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?"

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I like that!!

[Sugar Magnolia]

"Pray for Whirled Peas"
I have my website on my rear window. I want to get 15 little stick figures to go with it. Normally, I dislike the stick figure families (esp the ones with the Disney mouse ears, its a FL thing, sorry) but in this case, I think it would be funny.

[Hunni Bee]

"Pray for Whirled Peas"
I have my website on my rear window. I want to get 15 little stick figures to go with it. Normally, I dislike the stick figure families (esp the ones with the Disney mouse ears, its a FL thing, sorry) but in this case, I think it would be funny.

I love the stick people families...I saw one car last week. It was a lady and two dogs . It made me laugh...I saw one with just a guy on it too.

[daycare]

...I really wish I understood american humor..

[dave4him]

Jesus and germs are everywhere, so wash your hands and say your prayers