Funny & Naughty &#%$! Baby Talk

[misspollywog]

My 17mo dcg says "Oh S***!" . It took me awhile to catch on to it because she says it so funny but now it is pretty clear that's what she's saying. Her mom knows and was apologetic but I just laughed and told her since I speak German I've been trying to redirect her to say "Oh, Sheiss!" instead. ::

My other 21mo dcg says "Oh, P*ss!" and well, I try not to giggle because, again, the way she says it is SO DANG CUUUUUUTE! (she also calls our goat "goat-en" and her boots "boot-en" -- she is such a doll!). I haven't found a proper alternative yet for that one (in German it sounds too similar, just add an "e" to it haha) but I'll think of one.

Anyone else have potty-mouth babies????

[Zoe]

This past summer my group and I were at the zoo. We came to a spot with a hot springs (I have no idea why it's at the zoo but it's there) display and my precious just turned 3 yo dcg says "it looks like dog s***!" I had to ask her what she said just so that I wasn't hearing things. She said the same thing. I was like, "um you mean dog poop?" She said yes. Guess what mom and dad must say at home?! ::::

[DCMom]

Oh yeah. One of my favorite dcg, who is now 7, had the worst potty mouth as a toddler. Mainly because her mother did Her favorite phrase was 'WTF?'

Thank God THAT phase didn't last long! I'm still friends with mom and we chuckle about that every now and again.

[daycare]

just last week we were reading one of our all time favorites "NO DAVID"

In the book there is a picture of david with a bar of soap in his mouth and he is sitting in time out. The words read, well daddy says it.

One of my DCG says I think he must have soap in his mouth because he said
$hit and Bi$ch, those are really bad words....

My eyes got sooooo big and I did not say a word, turned the page and kept on reading. DCG got up and started walking out of the room towards the front of the house. I asked wehre are you going, she said time out....

LOL.... I just let her go....

[misspollywog]

Her favorite phrase was 'WTF?'

When my own boys were pre-teens they would say "what the?" and then soon tried using "what the fuuuu.." without finishing the last word.

They learned very quickly that didn't go over well with me.

Kids! ::

[KBCsMommy]

Oh I remember this!!!

My ds about 20 months wasnt a talker and could only say momma and dada.
A car pulled out in front of my husband and husband says " oh s*#t" proceeded by a little " oh s*&t" from the backseat

I was so proud and embarrased at the same time!! His first real words!!

Then my first dcb at 2.5 was saying "dang it" all the time.
His parents who are British told me we know he heard it at your house cuz its an American expression...I was horrified and cleaned up my mouth....they thought it was hilarious!!::

[misspollywog]

just last week we were reading one of our all time favorites "NO DAVID"

In the book there is a picture of david with a bar of soap in his mouth and he is sitting in time out. The words read, well daddy says it.

One of my DCG says I think he must have soap in his mouth because he said
$hit and Bi$ch, those are really bad words....

My eyes got sooooo big and I did not say a word, turned the page and kept on reading. DCG got up and started walking out of the room towards the front of the house. I asked wehre are you going, she said time out....

LOL.... I just let her go....

Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!! ::::::::::::

[KBCsMommy]

My new favorite thread!!::::

[Zoe]

just last week we were reading one of our all time favorites "NO DAVID"

In the book there is a picture of david with a bar of soap in his mouth and he is sitting in time out. The words read, well daddy says it.

One of my DCG says I think he must have soap in his mouth because he said
$hit and Bi$ch, those are really bad words....

My eyes got sooooo big and I did not say a word, turned the page and kept on reading. DCG got up and started walking out of the room towards the front of the house. I asked wehre are you going, she said time out....

LOL.... I just let her go....

::::::::::::::::Well! She certainly knows what is and what is not acceptable! Thanks for the laugh!

[dave4him]

With our oldest it was always shoooie... but somehow poopoo is the favorite word

[daycare]

When my own boys were pre-teens they would say "what the?" and then soon tried using "what the fuuuu.." without finishing the last word.

They learned very quickly that didn't go over well with me.

Kids! ::

miine tried that too. They tried what the.......... and I said " in the world" are you doing? They didin't say it around me again....

[daycare]

Oh I remember this!!!

My ds about 20 months wasnt a talker and could only say momma and dada.
A car pulled out in front of my husband and husband says " oh s*#t" proceeded by a little " oh s*&t" from the backseat

I was so proud and embarrased at the same time!! His first real words!!

Then my first dcb at 2.5 was saying "dang it" all the time.
His parents who are British told me we know he heard it at your house cuz its an American expression...I was horrified and cleaned up my mouth....they thought it was hilarious!!::

.....I said ohhhh popsicles one time and a kid went home and told their parent I was talking about testacles at daycare...

[KBCsMommy]

.....I said ohhhh popsicles one time and a kid went home and told their parent I was talking about testacles at daycare...

Oh yes testacles! Such a fun word!!

My daughter used to call the escalator the testalater!!!

And YELL it everytime we saw one.." Look mommy the testalator, the testalater!! ::::

[mismatchedsocks]

Shut the front door, is a new favorite of my almost 3 year old boy. But there is a pause. like this.

Shut the f......ront door.

[SilverSabre25]

One of my dcbs has been saying truck with an "F" lately...and believe you me we talk about trucks a LOT around here.::