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[kimsdaycare]

The kind of stuff you can only find on Craigslist!


hi im looking for a babysitter due to my daughter seems not to happy at her current one which is typical of a 2 year old but if shes not happy then i wont be either...so id rather find someone new then hear her wining every single day to go there...soooo i need a nice but firm babysitter for my 2 children not looking to make a ton of money as is i dont make much plus i travel far to work so most of my money goes to my car. if you are interested and helping a struggling "single" mother then email me with some information and well go from there...thank you in advanced.... serius inquiries only....any questions feel free to ask...



I don't believe I've ever seen soooo many red flags in one paragraph before.

I nearly fell off my chair. Sounds like a dream job

[nannyde]

Oh come now.

We could rewrite and include a few more red flags......

Join with me ladies:

"Looking for the perfect provider who doesn't USE the word "no""

"uses sink to pee in"

"Mandarin speaking provider preferred"

[sharlan]

Oh come now.

We could rewrite and include a few more red flags......

Join with me ladies:

"Looking for the perfect provider who doesn't USE the word "no""

"uses sink to pee in"

"Mandarin speaking provider preferred"

Hey, that's my neighbor.

[cheerfuldom]

looking for a babysitter that is not looking to make a ton of money....I cannot even comment on that one, oy

[familyschoolcare]

Why doe the babysitter need to be nice but firm, when the parent can not be form. The paent would rather find another sitter that make the child deal with what the parent calls normal.

[mismatchedsocks]

Lets guess why 2 year old is not happy with current sitter? Could it be the provider is firm?

[wdmmom]

I'm looking for someone that will just let me drop my kids off at 6am with their pj's on and a soggy diaper, give them the chocolate donuts I brought in with strawberry milk, lets them eat doritos out of the bag throughouth the house. I want someone who can watch my kids for 65-90 hours per week for $1.00 per hour. I'm looking for someone that won't make them nap so when I pick them up, they'll just go right to bed. You need to feed them dinner every night, you need to supply diapers (since I'm paying you and all) and I better see art projects and paperwork and crafts sent home everyday.

How's that nan?!

[dave4him]

Come watch my whiny child for free

[daycare]

people are sooooo desperate.... They keep having kids not realizing how much they $$$$$$$$$.

I know that sounds mean, but I think that's the way it is...

My lawn guy makes more an hour than me, even my old cleaning lady who I had to let go because i couldnt afford her at $50.00 an hour to clean my house.......Yeah and I am giong to care for your most precious thing in your world and you want to pay me in GUM.............yeah my gum cost more than I get paid by the hour per child.....so sad, but true..

I don't think that people really think about things sometimes before they post them out there for the whole world to see...Or they just don't care...

[Michelle]

I'm looking for someone that will just let me drop my kids off at 6am with their pj's on and a soggy diaper, give them the chocolate donuts I brought in with strawberry milk, lets them eat doritos out of the bag throughouth the house. I want someone who can watch my kids for 65-90 hours per week for $1.00 per hour. I'm looking for someone that won't make them nap so when I pick them up, they'll just go right to bed. You need to feed them dinner every night, you need to supply diapers (since I'm paying you and all) and I better see art projects and paperwork and crafts sent home everyday.

How's that nan?!

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[Michelle]

let's not forget they also must be bathed and in clean clothes so I can put them straight to bed... after all , I worked all day and I am so tired at night and need my "me time"

[nannyde]

I'm looking for someone that will just let me drop my kids off at 6am with their pj's on and a soggy diaper, give them the chocolate donuts I brought in with strawberry milk, lets them eat doritos out of the bag throughouth the house. I want someone who can watch my kids for 65-90 hours per week for $1.00 per hour. I'm looking for someone that won't make them nap so when I pick them up, they'll just go right to bed. You need to feed them dinner every night, you need to supply diapers (since I'm paying you and all) and I better see art projects and paperwork and crafts sent home everyday.

How's that nan?!

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soggy diaper and strawberry milk ::

Don't forget the Frankenstein hair that must be tamed and french braided.....

[dave4him]

Want you to leave my child in your car five days out of the week, well fed, healthy, nevermind any of the time they are not in your care, anything out of the ordinary in their behavior will come back on you....

[kimsdaycare]

Let's not forget that she probably will ask you to come to her house instead since the other arrangements just add to her driving and want you to "tidy up" before you get your own break during naptime. Which I am guessing is only for the amount of time they take to destroy something in their effort to not nap.

So you are also expected to be a speed-cleaning lady on your 15 minute lunch break.

Bet she then decides to dock your pay for not meeting her standards there.

[kimsdaycare]

Forgot to add the other one I saw that made me think of that.

I am interested in finding a sitter to watch my two children in my home. I do have a kitten, also. On days there is no school I will also need care for one more. I do not allow the kids to watch tv all day. I teach my baby sign language so we can communicate and I'm teaching my daughter ABC's, numbers, shapes, and colors. They love to play games, read books and color. They even love playing outside.I'm looking for someone who is willing to make them the center of attention for the few hours you would be watching them. They go down for naps at 1230 and at that time I would expect that the house be picked back up then you would have your own time to do what you want for a couple hours. I'm sorry if this sounds intense but I want to make sure I am clear from the beginning since I've had issues in the past. The hours will be discussed for those that are serious. If you are interested I would like to hear back from you hearing more about you and your references.