The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?
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My ds and DCB do not get along. DCB pushes ds. I stopped ds from pushing back. I tell him to use his words and tell me what he wants. DS says "I want to push DCB down" I of course did not let him but thanked him for using his words.- Flag
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DW is watching our 8 month nephew today while his normal daycare is closed. I had an appointment this morning. As Iรขโฌโขm getting ready to leave he starts getting tired/ fussy. I got to use one of her favorite lines from when I was open- รขโฌลTheyรขโฌโขre crying! Time for me to leave!รขโฌย :: She was not amused.
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I was having a sneezing fit. Seasonal allergies. Every time I sneezed, dcb said รขโฌลBless youรขโฌย. After about the twelfth sneeze dcb says รขโฌลAre you okay?รขโฌย I said รขโฌลYes, thank you for asking.รขโฌย Dcb says รขโฌลDo you need a bandaid?รขโฌย Made my day!!!- Flag
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DW is watching our 8 month nephew today while his normal daycare is closed. I had an appointment this morning. As Iรขโฌโขm getting ready to leave he starts getting tired/ fussy. I got to use one of her favorite lines from when I was open- รขโฌลTheyรขโฌโขre crying! Time for me to leave!รขโฌย :: She was not amused.
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I was having a sneezing fit. Seasonal allergies. Every time I sneezed, dcb said รขโฌลBless youรขโฌย. After about the twelfth sneeze dcb says รขโฌลAre you okay?รขโฌย I said รขโฌลYes, thank you for asking.รขโฌย Dcb says รขโฌลDo you need a bandaid?รขโฌย Made my day!!!- Flag
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DS to DCG "I sit next to you, I hold your hand" as he grabs her hand. - should I be worried. ::
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Sold our couch before we replaced it. DCB has been looking for it all day. :: Maybe I should not of said it was hiding.
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Gma (Dcm Mil) dropped off the kids today. She talking about Dcm and says, " I love her but she is flalky", I keep looking forward to keep from laughing.- Flag
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I'm thinking I must still be reading too much on this site.Waking up from a dream(nightmare) this a.m. all about the 2 worst siblings I ever had in dc and how I had to chase them down to find them because, as usual, they weren't listening to me and were influencing all the other dcks I had. I ended up finding them in another dc that was beautiful, organized, and made me feel so inadequate.
All my parents showed up to pick up their children and I realized I hadn't done anything besides chase those 2 to keep up with them. A baby went home unfed and unchanged and I woke up feeling those terrible feelings of having been a horrible provider. Oye.....
It's Saturday. I've been retired 2 years next month and I'm still haunted by dreams about dc. Does it never end??- Flag
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I have a recurring nightmare that I go grocery shopping after closing one night and come home to find my yard full of police, neighbors and media. I am told I left a sleeping child in their crib (forgot they had not been picked up) and the police had to break down my door to get in. Kid is fine, but I am being arrested. Then my husband pulls up. When I look at him I see no emotion in his face other than disappointment and anger. He walks away from me without speaking. I am put in the car.
I always wake up short of breath from it.- Unless otherwise stated, all my posts are personal opinion and worth what you paid for them.- Flag
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Ds, almost 3, is playing with two toys this weekend. I am busy working, so I don't catch all of what he says but I do catch... "I love you, Dcg" then he has the one you toy kiss the other toy (not lip to lip) while making a kiss sound. Muh.
The problem is that I not sure which Dcg because he calls them both the same name.- Flag
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My kids toys out side, not in the playground. DCB says "I see ds toy, it is underneath the sky."- Flag
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