New baby hanging out on the floor and as I walked by I said "Hey sweetie pie!" as soon as I said it 3 year old dcg puts her hands on her hips and tells me "He not a PIE, he a BOY!" complete with the 'duh' look at the end.
The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?
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Well, technically this was what made me laugh yesterday....
5y dcb is eating AM Snack,
Me: So, Dcb, what did you do this weekend?
Dcb; well, my daddy took me to his friends house...
Me: oh, did you have fun?
Dcb: well, we made these weird slushes....
(Me, thinking about this)
Dcb: do you want to make some?
Me: well, maybe, what do we need to put in them?
Dcb: ummmm, ice, and bananas, and strawberries, and ummm....lots of alcohol
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Me: oh, wow, did you have one of these slushes?
Dcb: no, they make the bad words come out
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I have to tell my friend to join this forum soon. She runs a small daycare in her home, and looks after four children. Anywho, she wanted me to share this with you all.
Yesterday afternoon, she served the kids a cheese and crackers snack. Her 3 year old dcg starts singing "Sweet dreams are made of cheese." That was the only line she sung over and over. She told me that the dcg then "encouraged" the others to sing it with her by telling them to repeat what she said
. Pretty soon, all of the kids were singing it in their best outdoor voice (while they were indoors) and my friend had to tell them gently to sing it in their indoor voice
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3.5 yo dck called her mom out today for lying. I kept a straight face but I was dying inside!
This is the dcm who "cant pay" despite the Disney cruise she's taking her 2 kids on (paid for by her) and the $500 in new clothes for her 2 kids (1/2 paid for by child support).
I ran into them at the grocery store this evening and dck ran up to me to show me her new shoes. They're spiffy. Her mom comes over and tells me dck really needed tennis shoes and hopefully they'll last through the summer because mom can't afford to buy anymore.
Dck pipes up and goes 'I got 4 new shoes!' and dcm goes 'no, you have 2 shoes, 1 pair' and dck goes 'Nuh-uuuuh. I got 2 new shoes, and 2 new shoes, and that makes 4!'
Mom was silent. I'm guessing dck got 2 new pairs of shoes. Time will tell when dcm pays up and dck comes back to daycare. I'm betting I will see 2 new pairs of shoes within the first week. No skin off my back, dcm has no daycare until she's paid up so her priorities are not my problem.- Flag
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I made whole wheat zucchini bread for snack.
Dcb, who doesn't like anything unless it has a cool commercial, gobbled up a slice and told me that he loves banana bread.
Me: "I'm glad you like it. But it's zucchini bread, not banana bread."
DCB: "Oh, well I don't like it then."
Me and my big mouth. ::
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My DCB who is 21 months old today is a little scared of the little tykes slide. He went down a few times holding my hand and I said "Wheee" but he wasn't loving it so he went to play with other stuff. A little while later he sat on the last hump of the little tykes toddler roller coaster, scooted himself down to the bottom while saying "Wheee"...such a daredevil that one.- Flag
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Love you just like that rag doll.
I visited my friend's house yesterday to drop off a book she left at my house. While I waited for her to answer the door, I overheard her dcg , age 3 telling her "I love you just like I love my rag doll." I heard my friend tell her how sweet she was. When I talked to her last night, she said dcg has a special rag doll at home that she brings with her (It gets washed every other day at home). She has also been listening to her mother singing her newest favorite song "River Deep, mountian high" .
It was a sweet , and funny moment because of the way she said it. My friend wished she was her kid
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DCG 4 wanted the other dcks to play a game with her. No one wanted to. Instead of throwing a tantrum or whining, which is her norm, she started to play by herself and softly sang "You can't always get what you want" by the rolling stones. It was amazing.- Flag
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