The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?

[PitterPatter]

Finally got a dck to pee on the potty after running him back upstairs every 30 mins. (totally exhausting btw!!) Anyway he peed and I did the silly potty dance and sang our silly potty song he was happy, flushed, washed his hands and dried with a paper towel. I handed him a sticker for his chart and said "great job now when u feel that feeling again let me know so we can run back up here and u can get more stickers and I will sing and dance for u". He said "well ok but i am NOT putting my poop in there!" Put his hands on his hips and struted out of the room with his nose in the air and tp stuck to his shoe! ::

[Childminder]

I was untangling a spool of wire for a project and the dckids were trying to guess what it was for.

Dcg3 asked :"Is that a plugger?"
Me: "What is a plugger?"
Dcg3: "The phone cord that you plug into the hole in the wall?"

[SilverSabre25]

My 3 yo DCB made me giggle today. 2 yo DCB had just arrived and was standing off to one side. 3 yo DCB, from across the playroom stared at other DCB for a minute, then came to me holding out a finger and crying, "B hit me, right here on my finger!"

I managed to avoid laughing (but only barely) as I ****ed an eyebrow at him and said, "Uh, I don't think so, kid. Nice try. Go play."

The look he gave me could have withered an evergreen...

[awhitcomb]

Kids say the darndest things

I had my 2 2yr old dcks this morning, and out of the blue, they decided to tell they were a dork, now one of the 2yr olds can talk clearly, the other is in speach therapy. I laughed so hard, it was adorable!!! ::

[childcarebytori]

3yo dcg- (farts in an almost quiet room)
3.5 dcg: "What's that smell?"- with a pointed look directed at the culprit.
2yo dcg (from a few feet away) "Umm, air?" complete with the 'duh' voice.
3.5yo huffs away as the the two remaining friends share a look of understanding.



I love the level of loyalty my daycare children have for eachother.

[ninosqueridos]

After terminating two families in under two years, my DH called me "The Terminator" last night ::::

[DCMom]

We have been going outside a lot and most of the kids are pretty self-sufficent about getting jackets, shoes, etc on. I have two 3yo's that have tie shoes, so they have wait for someone to tie them before going out. My dd was helping me out today and everyone had gone out except these two. My dd looked at them and said 'what do you guys need?' They looked at each other then looked at my dd and said in unison:

Velcro.

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[Meyou]

DCB comes in today whispering insistantly to his mother, "SHE isss....she IS magic. She can do IT! I know she can." Mama tries to shush DCB saying they will go to the store this weekend. I asked, "what's up bud?" to DCB. He turns to me and says, "I'm tellin mama that you're magic and you CAN make me a pilot (prounced PIE-LOT) costume. You bring home favric from the favric store in a bag and take it downstairs. Then when the favric comes back its stuff. I tolds her you have magic playroom curtains and magic pirate and cowboy costumes but she doesn't believe me. I don't know hows you do it but I knows you're magic."

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The magic is my sewing machines in the basement which he hasn't seen in about a year since I switched things around so I guess he's forgotten the source of my powers. I told him I'd make him a pilot costume this weekend. How can I resist after that endorsement???

[sahm2three]

Ok, even though it has been so stressful for me here lately, I have to share a kid funny. One of my little 2 yo dcb's says to my 22 mo dcb as they are finishing up breakfast, "X, you **** it!" I hear it, but don't believe it. So I asked him what he said. He says, "X **** it!" I stand there, shocked. ThEN he says, "I fuuust (1st), and X **** it (second)!" OMG! So funny! I about died! This comes from the littles hearing all the big kids saying "I'm 1st" and "I'm second!" when I ask them to wash hands for lunch/snack/breakfast. They are good comedy relief, aren't they?!

[SilverSabre25]

dcb 2.9 yo: "I have balls!"

(he had just picked up a ball. I giggled anyway )

[GretasLittleFriends]

DCB (Just turned 3) says "Gawa (He doesn't say Greta) I don't feel good today. I need to go to the eye doctor to get my eyes checked. Then I will get a band-aid and I will feel all better."

[jenh171]

I was listening in on a conversation b/wn 2 and 3 yr. old girls. the three year old mentioned something about her grandma and the two year old asks "does she has blue hair or white hair?" LOL! ::

[dotcmfmom]

Hello Everyone,

There are so many things in life which you can make funny and more laugh. Fro laughing, there is no any time required.

[kidkair]

I let the kids (2 ages 2 and 3)have free reign of the art center today while I organized the curriculum for next month. In a few minutes they had the floor covered with glue and glitter! My whole daycare now sparkles!

[jen2651]

But sparkles make everything so pretty, and happy! The worst is when glitter gets stuck in indoor/outdoor carpet. It will NEVER come out completely!