The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?

[Lyss]

walking back from the park DCG (3yrs) randomly burst out in song...
DCG: "VIVA LAS VEGAS, VIVA LAS VEGAS, VIVA LAS VEGAS"
me: "wow that is a great song, do you like Las Vegas?"
DCG: "No! Chicago and Oregon!..." (then continued her singing viva las vegas)

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While building a blocks castle:
DCB(2.5): Knock it down?
DCG(3): "OK! ready, set, boom..." (blocks fall everywhere) "oh hell no..." :confused: (puts hands over her eyes) "we made a mess! (pause while DCB stares at her) "I'm losing my mind" (then proceeds to sing our clean up song and happily pick them up)

I had to address the "hell no" comment but the dramatics over the situation were so funny

[MizzCheryl]

That is too cute!

[jokalima]

Well.... I made a huge mistake, did I say huge? IDK what I was thinking but one of my toddlers ask me to use the potty, I said"great" let him try, but I did not bring diapers with me, did not do anything, my son looked at him and wanted to try also so I let him, nothing.. Took them to the room to put diapers on, did my son 1st and the other child despite me calling him like 10,000 times went to the living room ( just next to the door where I was putting diapers ) I called, and called , I could see him but I just wanted him to be with me... Anyways, in the process I saw this huge boogie in my baby's nose, it was driving me nuts so I tried to clean his nose, I got so focused on the boogie that I forgot that the other kid did not had a diaper and when he came to me I saw all this brown tracks on my IVORY color carpet!!!! I go out the room to check the damage and I see 2 big piles of poop and tracks all over the place, I screamed like Mmacaulay Culkin in Home Alone, GOSH what was I thinking? more than 5 years in DC environment and more than a year doing it at home and I let this happen? Anyways it was funny at the end of the day, it was not funny bathing 2 little boys, and making sure that they would not run over poopie areas and have them stay put while I cleaned the mess.::

[Nana3]

While, I am unfourtunate today until I got home, my mother cook dishes for me and I smiled and feel happy.

[Bella99]

Well.... I made a huge mistake, did I say huge? IDK what I was thinking but one of my toddlers ask me to use the potty, I said"great" let him try, but I did not bring diapers with me, did not do anything, my son looked at him and wanted to try also so I let him, nothing.. Took them to the room to put diapers on, did my son 1st and the other child despite me calling him like 10,000 times went to the living room ( just next to the door where I was putting diapers ) I called, and called , I could see him but I just wanted him to be with me... Anyways, in the process I saw this huge boogie in my baby's nose, it was driving me nuts so I tried to clean his nose, I got so focused on the boogie that I forgot that the other kid did not had a diaper and when he came to me I saw all this brown tracks on my IVORY color carpet!!!! I go out the room to check the damage and I see 2 big piles of poop and tracks all over the place, I screamed like Mmacaulay Culkin in Home Alone, GOSH what was I thinking? more than 5 years in DC environment and more than a year doing it at home and I let this happen? Anyways it was funny at the end of the day, it was not funny bathing 2 little boys, and making sure that they would not run over poopie areas and have them stay put while I cleaned the mess.::

Omg.. ::::::

[daycarediva]

I'm new here and thought this would be a good place to jump in.

I bought the step 2 choo choo wagon (and the additional trailers) for my home daycare. I had it in the house on Monday morning as a surprise to the kids. My little daycare guy (3 1/2) walked in and said "Miss Jessica, you bought us a crazy train, are we going off the rails?" Too much Rockband (at home) I guess! LOL!!! ::

[Sunshine74]

DCG 1 and DCG 2 (both 2yrs) were hopping around the room. DCG 1 was saying "Ribbit, Ribbit" and DCG 2 was saying what sounded more like "Rabbit, Rabbit". When asked what animal they were, DCG 1 said "a froggy" and DCG 2... clearly "a rabbit". :-D

[SilverSabre25]

DCG 1 and DCG 2 (both 2yrs) were hopping around the room. DCG 1 was saying "Ribbit, Ribbit" and DCG 2 was saying what sounded more like "Rabbit, Rabbit". When asked what animal they were, DCG 1 said "a froggy" and DCG 2... clearly "a rabbit". :-D

lovethis:: we have a toy (Spin and Say or whatever it is) that says "A rabbit says [boing, boing]"

[Sunshine74]

lovethis:: we have a toy (Spin and Say or whatever it is) that says "A rabbit says [boing, boing]"

We had one of those years ago. I think rabbits should start making noise, the children always ask what a rabbit says.
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So I've got a good funny for today. DCB (2) and I were reading books this morning and he yawned. I commented that he must be still tired, and he looked at me and said, "You mommy is tired".

[dave4him]

On the list of things i never thought id hear myself saying
Today

"Get the baby doll out of the toilet please!"

[AmyLeigh]

This is more laughing at myself...

The dcb's (3 5yo's, one 6 yo) were arguing over the lyrics to the "Dyno-mite" song. I had no clue what they were talking about until I looked it up online to settle the argument. It's pretty sad when these little ones are more up to date on music than I am! Guess that's what I get for listening more to British rock than pop!

[Daycarelady1979]

My 5 year old DCG said "Diarrhea Princess" instead of "Princess Diaries" this morning...LOL!

[SilverSabre25]

DCG age 4.75 to DCG age 3.5: "Now, there's one thing you need to know: hide-outs are precious, and hide-outs need to be dark."

[Sunchimes]

I was dressing the almost 2 year old this morning (2 this week-when she came to me she was the age of her infant brother. How did she get to be 2 so suddenly?) and we were talking about her shirt. It's blue, it has sleeves, and then I asked her what was on front and she said, "Peace sign!" Well, um, yeah, but I was actually going for Bears since I had no idea she would know what a peace sign was. How do not yet 2 year olds recognize a peace sign? ::

[Blackcat31]

One of my 4.5 year old DCB's came over to the entryway gate to greet a play-mate.

The DCB said to the parent coming in, "Ooooo, your belly is huge!! You must be having a baby!!" ::::

This mom is NOT having a baby and her youngest is 5.