The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?

[Sunchimes]

I did a bad thing and laughed at a 2 year old who was being bad. But honestly, I couldn't help it. She was suppose to be on her mat going to sleep, but she was stalling. I was in the rocking chair with the baby. She said, "M, sit with me." I said I couldn't. Little louder, "M, sit here," patting the floor. Then, she stood up and in a very firm voice (and holding up the appropriate fingers), "1-2-3, sit your bottom on the floor." I almost fell out of the chair and had a huge coughing fit trying not to laugh, but it didn't work. I use 1-2-3 as a last effort when I'm busy with the baby and can't get there to stop or re-direct her. Her mom uses 3-2-1. It's about 98% successful. When she was small and climbing in chairs (thank goodness that stage is over!), I would tell her to put her bottom on the chair. I haven't used that in a long time, but she may hear it at home. A little later I got in the floor to change the baby's diaper, and she started "crying", you know the one I mean--loud cries full of heartbreak but no tears. She got up on her knees and stretched her arms out and in a pitiful voice said, "You making me cry" and crawled in my lap. So, I rocked her for a few minutes and she went to sleep.

Then I went and had a chocolate doughnut to reward myself for being such a mean, mean person.

[mariagarcia495]

Today I wear different sandals in my both foot by mistake when I was in hurry and it made me laugh on myself.

[Sunshine74]

When we have spaghetti for lunch, we put Parmesan cheese on it if the children want. Well, they call it stinky cheese. After getting a second helping, DCG very politely said, "I don't have any stinkin' cheese. Can I have some stinkin' cheese, please."

It made me laugh after a very stressful morning.

[Michelle]

Michelle, did you give dkg peanut butter today?

Um, no she had cereal!
WHY????

She had poop coming out of the back of her pants and she scooped some up on her finger and was showing my dh... this was at 7 a.m.
It's going to be a great day! ::::::

[Blackcat31]

Um, no she had cereal!
WHY????

She had poop coming out of the back of her pants and she scooped some up on her finger and was showing my dh... this was at 7 a.m.
It's going to be a great day! ::::::

[wahmof3]

Two DCK boys age 3 sitting beside each other at my activity table, pointing at each other saying:

DCK #1: "You're my best friend"
DCK #2: "NO! You're MY best friend"
DCK #1: "NO! You're my best friend"

...... you get the picture, priceless

[dave4him]

Apparently falling out of the car or injuring myself in any fashion seems to make the kids laugh

[Sunshine74]

I was in the young toddler room this morning (18months- approx 27months) and we were cleaning up for lunch.

Me: "DCG, can you help me find the shapes?" (I was holding the shape sorter)
DCG: Points with a big grin. "Right there!"

[Blackcat31]

Since we don't really have an area for jokes and this did make me laugh today so I will post it here;

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

“Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

“No problem, just let me in,” says the man. “Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”

“Really, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the senator.

“I’m sorry, but we have our rules.”

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises…

The elevator goes up, and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

“Now it’s time to visit heaven.”

So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

“Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”

The senator reflects for a minute, and then he answers: “Well, I would never have said it before; I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.”

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder “I don’t understand,” stammers the senator. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?”

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, “Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted.”

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[Country Kids]

Apparently falling out of the car or injuring myself in any fashion seems to make the kids laugh

I know the feeling! I was walking out of the convience store the other night and slipped right in a puddle- Fell flat on my back! My husband caught sight of the guy helping me up but couldn't see me and thought to himself-What kind of idiot falls in a puddle right in front of the store. About then I stand up, he then yells across the parking lot-"Are you alright hon?" He was concerned once he saw the idiot was his wife!

My older daughter wanted to go to the store and see if the store had cameras on the parking lot so she could see it! She said "You know mom, the employees are sitting around the monitor watching it, rewinding it, watching it, rewinding it.

Seriously people-I could have been injured, anyone think of that-no, it was just hysterical my mom/wife fell in a puddle.

I need a reality show about my family/life-

[Sunchimes]

We walked to the courthouse this morning for the Veteran's Day Parade. I had talked about parades all morning, (we have lots of parades in our playroom) and DCG (27 mo) was really excited. She almost danced the entire 3 blocks--giddy, absolutely giddy. We got there a little early and stopped across the street from where the crowd was gathered for the ceremony after the parade. I didn't think they would appreciate a giddy 2 yo and a 9 mo at a solemn moment. Anyway, I gave dcg a flag and showed her how to wave it. She spent the entire time jumping up and down, waving that flag, and yelling "Yea for the parade". It's a state highway, so 4 lanes of traffic. She had truck drivers, police officers, and most of the crowd wa-a-a-a-y across the street smiling and waving at her. Then the parade arrived-a firetruck with siren going, 1 veteran in a car, 3 people walking (I think maybe they were veterans) and the high school band. She was a little intimidated by the siren and it dampened her enthusiasm a little. I suspect she may be in the paper next week. ::

[julie]

I have on occasional DCB who cracks me up every time he's here. Here are a few of my favourite quotes.

DCB: I'd really like to have snack but I have to go pee right now.
Me: Okay, we'll have snack after you go.
DCB: Yeah, sorry, us fellas are always wrecking plans by having to go pee.


DCB: Miss J, did you know that you are not allowed to say..(whispers) Oh my God?
Me: Yes, I did! I never do.
DCB: Did you ALSO know that you are not allowed to say...(whispers) Oh my Goodness?
Me: Really? Then what can I say?
DCB: Oh my!

[Sunshine74]

DCG (4) singing Jingle Bells: Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Old McFarm it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh...

Me: Old McFarm?
DCG: Yep, Old McFarm

[Sunshine74]

I love to hear kid versions of popular songs. DCB(3) was singing "Gangnam Style" or in his version, "OrangeGreen Gangdum star".

[preeti22]

yesterday it was my daughter's birthday. and i organized a princess theme party for her.she was so happy and enjoyed a party .and this brought a big smile on my face.