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These are tooo cute! Keep 'em coming- it's the BEST part of the job!
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This morning, one of my littles (age 10 months) got under the table and hit the test button on my Carbon Monoxide detector.... it set off a loud beeping noise like the smoke detectors have and I hear from the other room...
"Oh, it must be lunch time....I think C****(me) is cooking!"
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I just had a dcg go to the bathroom and sang twinkle twinkle little star.Comment
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Marriage
Yesterday, Sue and Bob "Got married". (3 year olds).
Today....
Sue: I'm going to get married.
Allison: To who?
Sue: To Bob!
Allison: Bob, do you want to marry Sue?
Bob: No, I want to cut her into pieces.
hahaha I guess the marriage went down the drain quick.Comment
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LOL! I guess that would put a damper on the marriage quite quickly!
I have a new 2yo dcb (started Wednesday). He's really taken with my 14yo ds. DS's bedroom is upstairs, and the door to the upstairs is off of the living room. I opened the door this morning to yell up to DS to get up, and both 2yo dcb's came running over and started yelling for him too. Even the new one, who chatters a lot, but I can't really understand him yet, sounded a lot like he was yelling ds's name!
Another one: 2yo dcb flopped himself on the floor (not tantrum, just playing) and new dcb started laughing, so first dcb kept doing it. New dcb smiles a lot here, but this is the first time I've heard a belly-laugh from him!
And here's just a sweet one: new dcb was getting tired and he started crying. Other dcb went over to him and squatted down to his level and started patting his head, saying: It's okay. Over and over again. Then when dcg (8 mo) was in the exersaucer and started fussing, same dcb went over and started playing peek a boo with her until she was laughing.
All of this happened today. Needless to say, this has been one of the best Fridays in a while!Comment
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Im loving this thread!!!!my funny of the day isnt a funny but a brag!!! I have a boy 3 next july, who had hearing issues until he had tubes last spring. today he sayd KITTY CAT!!!!!!! he has never said the K K K sound its always titty tat, or tuptate,.... he said the K sound!!!! I cried!!!Comment
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I posted this on another thread, but I'll do it again.
2 dcks (4 yr old boys) were playing while I was feeding the babies breakfast. My back was turned to them, but I heard them talk about "getting shot." I was about to end that talk when I realized they had the syringe from the doctor kit and were giving toys "shots."
After they had had their shots, the toys "were shotted," but before that they "were getting shot." Makes sense! Cute and innocent! :
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Okay, this reminded me about a story of my kids. Not dck (my own) and not this week (last summer) but still a good one.
My DS (3.5 at the time) was in a store with me and he and his brother were behaving really well. It was taking longer than expected, so when they got to a display of little Toy Story figurines he asked if he could have one. I said that he could and to pick one up for his brother (15 months at the time) as well. He did, and we continued on in the store with each of them holding their new toys.
The next thing I know, DS 3 YELLS at the top of his lungs, "Mom! I got my first Woody! And *brother's* got a BUZZ!" I guess I never knew they had dirty names before, but he couldn't have used better wording! ::
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Okay, I just had a 3 yr old boy get picked up and while his mom was filling out next weeks schedule he says "Momma, can I go through the sprinkler when we get home?"
....Umm, we are in MN and it is just creeping up above zero today!Comment
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"funny" ??
When 8:00 rolled around Monday morning and I realized I had been stood up for my new kid who was to start that day. I had drawn up all her paperwork, labeled her cubby, and ordered Preschool curriculum for her. Besides briefing all the current kids that "a new girl named L is going to start today... she's four years old and we're going to be helpful to her while she's new, ok?" And then she doesn't show.
So ya, that was hilarious.
(sorry--- sarcasm. I was livid! Glad it's Friday!)Comment
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celebrated dcb's birthday this week....and when I got the cupcakes out, my other 2.5yo dcb says, "Miss X, did you forget the lightning?" (matches)::
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This isn't something that happened recently but years ago...I had one of my little daycare girls in town with me and she had to use the washroom so we went in the handicapped one so that I could go in with her to assist. I decided I'd better go too since we were there and when I pulled my jeans down she noticed I had on black underwear...in a very loud voice (for such a small girl!) , she said "Karen! Are you going out on a date???!"
Needless to say, there weren't any other voices in the washroom for a fews seconds ..until a couple of ladies burst out laughing...LOL!Comment
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A couple of weeks ago, I had my set of drop-in boys. Dad dropped them off to go get his taxes done. It was nearing the time that the dad should be coming soon. Conversation went like this...
Child: "How long are me and brother going to be here?"
Me: "Your dad should be here soon."
Child: "Nuhuh, my dad is going to be gone for a long time, he's going to Texas" Me: "No, your dad was going to (nearby town) to get his TAXES done.
Dad was here within a half hour.Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back.Comment
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Yesterday my parents gave our 9mo dd a very cute outfit for Valentine's Day. It's 3 pieces, black pants, white long sleeve tshirt, and a pink fluffy cardigan.
DD wore this to church today. DS (6) asked me if dd's outer shirt was made of real fur. I said no. He said, "Oh, it's made with stuffed animal fur." Um, yeah, ok.Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back.Comment
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