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Note To My Disgruntled Garbage Collector....
I am sorry I am your least favorite customer. 
I am sure you do hate those 30+ little bags each week along with my larger household garbage bags. I fully understand the stench involved in collecting them as I am the one who put them in there in the first place.
You see I use those bags to get the smell and physical excrement out of our playroom after each round of diaper changes.
Please know that I pay $10 extra each month for a commercial account; although I understand why you feel this is unfair as you only do residential pick-up on your route.
Furthermore I would like to point out that I, in no way, caused your big truck to break down requiring you to reach into those HUGE cans and remove every bag individually.
My children and I would LOVE, however, to thank you for your wonderful "Breakfast Theatre" performance this morning!!!!
Your interpretation of a toddlers temper tantrum while slinging those bags and tossing diapers across over 45 feet of roadway/driveway was phenomenal!!!! We laughed, we cried, we toasted in your honor!!! Bravo!!!!!!
They way you picked them up like they were going to attack on first opportunity and then shook off that imaginary cootie was priceless!!!! They kids have been imitating it all morning....:
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Oh, I wanted to give you a tip for the remainder of your route... If you can see your mirrored reflection in a window, it means someone could also be seeing everything you do.....
Have a great remainder to your day!!!! Signed: "The Apple Gang Leader"
I am sure you do hate those 30+ little bags each week along with my larger household garbage bags. I fully understand the stench involved in collecting them as I am the one who put them in there in the first place.
You see I use those bags to get the smell and physical excrement out of our playroom after each round of diaper changes.
Please know that I pay $10 extra each month for a commercial account; although I understand why you feel this is unfair as you only do residential pick-up on your route.
Furthermore I would like to point out that I, in no way, caused your big truck to break down requiring you to reach into those HUGE cans and remove every bag individually.
My children and I would LOVE, however, to thank you for your wonderful "Breakfast Theatre" performance this morning!!!!
Your interpretation of a toddlers temper tantrum while slinging those bags and tossing diapers across over 45 feet of roadway/driveway was phenomenal!!!! We laughed, we cried, we toasted in your honor!!! Bravo!!!!!!
They way you picked them up like they were going to attack on first opportunity and then shook off that imaginary cootie was priceless!!!! They kids have been imitating it all morning....:
:::Oh, I wanted to give you a tip for the remainder of your route... If you can see your mirrored reflection in a window, it means someone could also be seeing everything you do.....
Have a great remainder to your day!!!! Signed: "The Apple Gang Leader"
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