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  • Michelle
    Daycare.com Member
    • Jan 2011
    • 1932

    Things You See/Hear That You Don't Really Want To Know The Answer To

    Whats that brown stuff on the floor?

    What are you eating?
  • laundrymom
    Advanced Daycare.com Member
    • Nov 2010
    • 4177

    #2
    Originally posted by Michelle
    Whats that brown stuff on the floor?

    What are you eating?
    Ummmm all I'm gonna say is a rather large daymom once showed me her piercing.

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    • lvt77
      Daycare Member
      • Dec 2010
      • 597

      #3
      lmao.....................hahahahahha I cant stop laughing you are too funny!! I need a laugh today its been a horrible day to say the least....thanks for posting something to bring a laugh to my day...::

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      • laundrymom
        Advanced Daycare.com Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 4177

        #4
        Originally posted by laundrymom
        Ummmm all I'm gonna say is a rather large daymom once showed me her piercing.
        Some things you can't " un-see"

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        • jen
          Advanced Daycare.com Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 1832

          #5
          "My anti-depressant is making it impossible to have an orgasm...we tried and tried."

          Worst ever.

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          • laundrymom
            Advanced Daycare.com Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 4177

            #6
            Originally posted by jen
            My anti-depressant is making it impossible to have an orgasm...we tried and tried.

            Worst ever.
            Wow,... Totally blows a 350 pound 5 foot even woman's nekkid chest out of the water!

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            • cillybean83
              Daycare.com Member
              • Dec 2010
              • 544

              #7
              Originally posted by jen
              My anti-depressant is making it impossible to have an orgasm...we tried and tried.

              Worst ever.
              ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              (that really ****s but definately an overshare!)

              I had a dcg come up to me when i was changing my son and she said "his pee-pot his tiny...my daddies is THIS BIG" (with her hands held about a foot apart) ...she was almost 3 at time

              ICK

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              • lvt77
                Daycare Member
                • Dec 2010
                • 597

                #8
                I used to have a DCM that would do drop in. She would claim she was goin to get her nails done or something like that.

                However, she would come dressed looking like she was going to work the pole...

                One day she came in a slinky white dress with nothing underneath...You could see everything and I mean everything....it was like a train wreck..


                I have a 15 yr old son and he said wow mom that girl should go full time.....Boys gotta love them

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                • elle73
                  Daycare.com Member
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 66

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jen
                  "My anti-depressant is making it impossible to have an orgasm...we tried and tried."

                  Worst ever.
                  That's too funny, I wouldn't even know what to say back if someone said that to me.

                  I had a dcm friend me on facebook, which I really regretted because there was pictures of her in her lingerie lying on her bed in what I guess she thought was **** poses and lots of pictures of just her naked butt. Not what I wanted to see .

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                  • KEG123
                    Where Children Grow
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 1252

                    #10
                    Man, wow. People have no filters!

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                    • countrymom
                      Daycare.com Member
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 4874

                      #11
                      I had a gma come and talk about her menopause with my dh. The look on his face was priceless let alone speechless. I told dcm what happened and she said "I told you she was a friendly person" omg did we ever laugh.

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                      • jen
                        Advanced Daycare.com Member
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 1832

                        #12
                        Originally posted by cillybean83
                        ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                        (that really ****s but definately an overshare!)

                        I had a dcg come up to me when i was changing my son and she said "his pee-pot his tiny...my daddies is THIS BIG" (with her hands held about a foot apart) ...she was almost 3 at time

                        ICK
                        EEEWwwwwww!

                        That same Mom also said to me after asking me about birth control... (keep in mind, I was about 38 at the time)

                        Why don't you just go off the pill and go into menopause?

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                        • Tin Blues

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Michelle
                          Whats that brown stuff on the floor?

                          What are you eating?
                          What's that brown stuff all over your hands?

                          Then, a surreal moment as you realize what it is.

                          And a moment later... Oh my God, you wiped it in the baby's hair!

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