Things You See/Hear That You Don't Really Want To Know The Answer To

[Michelle]

Whats that brown stuff on the floor?

What are you eating?

[laundrymom]

Whats that brown stuff on the floor?

What are you eating?

Ummmm all I'm gonna say is a rather large daymom once showed me her piercing.

[lvt77]

lmao.....................hahahahahha I cant stop laughing you are too funny!! I need a laugh today its been a horrible day to say the least....thanks for posting something to bring a laugh to my day...::

[laundrymom]

Ummmm all I'm gonna say is a rather large daymom once showed me her piercing.

Some things you can't " un-see"

[jen]

"My anti-depressant is making it impossible to have an orgasm...we tried and tried."

Worst ever.

[laundrymom]

My anti-depressant is making it impossible to have an orgasm...we tried and tried.

Worst ever.

Wow,... Totally blows a 350 pound 5 foot even woman's nekkid chest out of the water!

[cillybean83]

My anti-depressant is making it impossible to have an orgasm...we tried and tried.

Worst ever.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(that really ****s but definately an overshare!)

I had a dcg come up to me when i was changing my son and she said "his pee-pot his tiny...my daddies is THIS BIG" (with her hands held about a foot apart) ...she was almost 3 at time

ICK

[lvt77]

I used to have a DCM that would do drop in. She would claim she was goin to get her nails done or something like that.

However, she would come dressed looking like she was going to work the pole...

One day she came in a slinky white dress with nothing underneath...You could see everything and I mean everything....it was like a train wreck..


I have a 15 yr old son and he said wow mom that girl should go full time.....Boys gotta love them

[elle73]

"My anti-depressant is making it impossible to have an orgasm...we tried and tried."

Worst ever.

That's too funny, I wouldn't even know what to say back if someone said that to me.

I had a dcm friend me on facebook, which I really regretted because there was pictures of her in her lingerie lying on her bed in what I guess she thought was **** poses and lots of pictures of just her naked butt. Not what I wanted to see .

[KEG123]

Man, wow. People have no filters!

[countrymom]

I had a gma come and talk about her menopause with my dh. The look on his face was priceless let alone speechless. I told dcm what happened and she said "I told you she was a friendly person" omg did we ever laugh.

[jen]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(that really ****s but definately an overshare!)

I had a dcg come up to me when i was changing my son and she said "his pee-pot his tiny...my daddies is THIS BIG" (with her hands held about a foot apart) ...she was almost 3 at time

ICK

EEEWwwwwww!

That same Mom also said to me after asking me about birth control... (keep in mind, I was about 38 at the time)

Why don't you just go off the pill and go into menopause?

[Tin Blues]

Whats that brown stuff on the floor?

What are you eating?

What's that brown stuff all over your hands?

Then, a surreal moment as you realize what it is.

And a moment later... Oh my God, you wiped it in the baby's hair!