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The fire inspector just left.
He was so smoking hot; I thought my smoke detector was going to go off.
Then there were the issue of my not knowing how to shut off my water or where my electrical box was located. I batted my eyelashes and giggled then giggled some more. I played helpless. At the end, I remember the utility closet. I opened it up and said, “Is this it?”
**insert my best Marilyn Monroe impersonation**
“Yes, I think so let me take a look.”
It was it and then I said,” Now how do I turn the water off?”
He bends over to show me.
I am laughing at myself. Lord help me I am going to H*ll in a hand basket.
He was so smoking hot; I thought my smoke detector was going to go off.
Then there were the issue of my not knowing how to shut off my water or where my electrical box was located. I batted my eyelashes and giggled then giggled some more. I played helpless. At the end, I remember the utility closet. I opened it up and said, “Is this it?”
**insert my best Marilyn Monroe impersonation**
“Yes, I think so let me take a look.”
It was it and then I said,” Now how do I turn the water off?”
He bends over to show me.
I am laughing at myself. Lord help me I am going to H*ll in a hand basket.
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