You Know You Are A Daycare Provider When...

[DBug]

when your DCKs say to you "I have a tummy ache and no, I dont have to go poop"

:::: So true!


... when you get 4 kids dressed in snowpants, mitts, hats, coats, and boots in the same amount of time it takes a dcp to put a pair of snowpants on their own child

[MsMe]

Wait a minute....you SIT at lunch??????

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I don't always get to but this day there was an extra chair and I needed to feed the baby so I took the seat next to her. I was also "treating" myself to some full fat daycare food....instead of my dreaded dieat food.

I also liek the one about the baby sneezing in your mouth....the only two times I have gotten a cold in the last 4 years is the two times a sick child sneezed in my mouth....no amout of hand waxshing is going to make THAT better.

I also spell bad words with grown ups,
and ALL of my friends call me Ms. *****...I also mostly call my mother (my partner) Ms. ******, it is more of a habbit now than Mom.

[christinaskids]

I change my clothes more than a toddler because the little ones wipe their hands or boogers on me constantly. I also never wear my hair down because the babiea get boogies in my hair or sneeze in it.

I know who pooped by the smell

My husband also gets really annoyed because i cant stop talking to him after he gets home.

I have to stop myself from saying something to every kid i see if they are misbehaving. I told my 9 and 12 year old kids that 'we dont talk like that' earlier today when they were having some sibling rivalry haha

[Bookworm]

Omg, I thought I was the only one who didn't hear all the screaming and yelling.

[karen]

The creative swear words that you have come up with......
1. GOD BLESS AMERICA
2. SON OF A BISCUIT
3. FLIPPIN PANCAKES
4. POO POO POOOOOO!
When I am mad I say these all the time. Try saying these during an adult conversation and see who laughs at you first.

[daycare]

The creative swear words that you have come up with......
1. GOD BLESS AMERICA
2. SON OF A BISCUIT
3. FLIPPIN PANCAKES
4. POO POO POOOOOO!
When I am mad I say these all the time. Try saying these during an adult conversation and see who laughs at you first.

....me toooo.

holy cow moly

fudgecicles, Popsicle I hurt my ____________

Ichhee Mama Mia

Fiddle Sticks

Whats more funny is that the kids say them too and they have no clue...

[KDC]

singing to myself...

Every time I wash my hands...

A-B-C-D-E-F ...X-Y-Z, Now I know my hands are clean, next time won't you wash with me!! Look how sparkly.

Daycare swear word... awww nuggets.

[beachgrl]

The creative swear words that you have come up with......
1. GOD BLESS AMERICA
2. SON OF A BISCUIT
3. FLIPPIN PANCAKES
4. POO POO POOOOOO!
When I am mad I say these all the time. Try saying these during an adult conversation and see who laughs at you first.

My new Favorite from "How I met your Mother" : SWEET POTATO FRIES!

[beachgrl]

I also love:

For the love of lu lu...been using that one for years, my ta's always got a kick out of that one!

[beachgrl]

okay all..so this morning before the kids even got here:

I let the dogs out and when I went back out to let them back in...I actually asked if they were all done "and" signed all done to them, haha..

[MsMe]

We had a daycare girl make a "swear word" she would use when she was angry.

Chic-a-bock-a-hoo.

[Sunchimes]

When I'm irritated about something, I say "Ro-o-a-a-r-r-r" Sometimes the kids are not even here. Now, all of my babies roar when they are frustrated. Hasn't eliminated whining completely, but it has helped! And it's really cute to see a baby sit there and say "roar".

Learned that trick from a nanny friend.