You Can't MAKE This Stuff Up!

[laundrymom]

Car pulls up - a couple minutes pass - Child arrives, parent hugs, leaves. Child takes off coat I said, honey let's go wipe your face. Looks like you have some breakfast left over. Child says, oh no I chewed my ****er in the car mom gave me to put on my seatbelt. I had breakfast at home.

I said, you had a ****er in the car?

Yep! ( big smile)

I said what did you eat at home???

S'more Poptarts. And bug juice.

( eyes popping from my head)

Child then says-

But it's ok. I had tic tacs so I would smell clean! ( another big grin from this almost 4 yr old)

This is when I realize child is in same clothes as last night.

Ugh. Hello Friday.

[Sugar Magnolia]

What?!? Ugh! Was he bouncing off walls or his little body used to all that sugar? Bug Juice-WORSE than Hawiian Punch. RED makes kids crazy, I swear!

[Heidi]

wow...just wow!

[youretooloud]

Wow... how was he after all that sugar?

I have one who's bouncing off the walls right now... His mom walked in and said "If he's not here when I come back, I'll completely understand".

And now I see why she said that.

[laundrymom]

absolutely NO INDICATION from behavior showed her diet was any different than normal. No hyper, No tantrums, NO whining, No anything other than a normal sweetie.

[frgsonmysox]

wow... I don't understand WHY a parent would want to load their kid up on sugar and processed food like that, especially so early in the morning.

[Michael]

And parents wonder why their kids can't keep still, then they go get them on ADHD meds. Sugar them up, then medicate. Uppers and downers. Wonder where it all starts.

[Childminder]

Maybe the child didn't act differently from normal. Maybe that is how she always eats

[Country Kids]

Wow... how was he after all that sugar?

I have one who's bouncing off the walls right now... His mom walked in and said "If he's not here when I come back, I'll completely understand".

And now I see why she said that.

I love this one!